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Ban the person above you

Oh my lice infested hat!

I have the COOLEST story of all to tell! :)

If you cannot make a story better then this one then you unfortunately will be banned for all of eternity! :)

It happened yesterday... or was it a month ago?

Anyway never mind that... I can't remember now...

I was trolling down the road whistling as if I am innocent... you follow my friend?

Stay with me please this will not take up too much time of your time I promise.

And then... all of a sudden... this very very funny funny funny kinda looking creature / guy / thing came up to me and "offered" me ... "something" ...

Interesting story this isn't it?

I will give a description of this guy because I love to judge a book by it's cover because everyone knows it is good practice.

He had purple hair with some kind of neon lights flickering on his fake leather jacket and he had this pet hamster with one green... no wait... it was a more kinda yellow eye and the other eye was kind of purple looking I think.

I think he really loves his hamster.

He kept saying to me on my way to buy some milk, bread and innocent chocolate cookies from the store...

"Pisk Pisk!

Hey stupid - err I mean cool kid!

Have a look at this my friend! ;)

It will be worth your time! :):):)

...

Would you like something... "special" my life long friend??? :D"

He then gave me this... "sweet" kinda looking thing... it was red with some kind of sparkles in it somehow.

It was sparkling.

I was hungry so I just ate the sweet because this guy looks really cool! :)

THEN... as if out of no where suddenly this portal opened up about 1 meter in diameter right in front of me.

Lots of little rabbits - white rabbits started jumping out all over the place from out of this interesting portal.

Then rabbits the had a tea party!

They said cool stuffs like this:

"Good heavens Mr Jones!
I don't recall you wearing glasses! :)"

I started to also see fireworks all over the place! :)

The fire works were amazing!

But then everything disappeared!

I then said to this sort of interesting Dragon Ball Z looking kind of guy:

"Cheeeez Le WEEEEEZ Mister! :):):)

Goly gosh!

That was the best sweet I have ever had!

Can I have some more!? :)"

But before I could get the name out of this wonderful person he vanished with a smoke bomb and all the time he was laughing at me!

Nice guy though.

I tried to look up the name of this sweet! :)

Google told me it's name is:

"THE STUFF"

Isn't that a great story!? :)
 
using an artificial butter like spread ..instead of the real thing..BANNED!!!


even though i was ninja'd..again:)...it still applied!! that ban was as smooth as butta....:D:p
 
Banned for failing to appreciate the beauty of margarine theft as a spectator sport.

(I'm going to propose it as an Olympic sport to replace beach volleyball as soon as we've got Granite fitted for his bikini)
 
Hadron said:
Banned for failing to appreciate the beauty of margarine theft as a spectator sport.

(I'm going to propose it as an Olympic sport to replace beach volleyball as soon as we've got Granite fitted for his bikini)
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banned for putting this in my head...

margarine "mud wrestling" in bikini's anyone? :p
 
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