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Hunting Bigfoot with a Blimp - What could possibly go wrong?

Count me in, take my money! All because: “You know, putting out a transmitter in a banana that can be passed through the gut and while it’s internal serve as a tracking device,” Meldrum told Co.Design. “Those kinds of things.”
How can you not want to see that come to fruit-ion?
 
Yes, because bananas are indigenous to the American Northwest and last a really long time without spoiling - that's why it's a Bigfoot favorite and just goes to show the kind of sure-fire planning and top notch thinking that goes into cryptobiology.

My favorite is the 1024
 
It's all brilliant, there is NO WAY it can fail. The thought and planning thus far is truly, amazingly, well thought out. I'm just astonished they've not gotten every dollar they need, and more.

I'm going to forward it to my son, it may give him some ideas for his summer field work. He's tracking Diamondback rattlesnakes on Parris Island for his Masters. I'm sure he could modify this slightly and really gather some stellar data. Just think of the wide reaching possibilities in the wildlife (or almost any) field.
 
At first I liked your idea and walked away laughing at using thermal imaging for cold-blooded reptiles.

Then I remembered - rattlesnakes see infrared.

I want a piece of the action - 10% will do.

Let's put your son together with these guys and augment the blimp with sidewinders!

Surely, only a few hundred thousand dollars more and we could outfit snake sensors to trigger recorders whenever a rattlesnake spots Bigfoot.

Biology finding biology - now that's what I'm talking about - science! :cool:
 
Hunting Bigfoot with a blimp? Hey Jean-Luc, what do you think about this?

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EarlyMon said:
At first I liked your idea and walked away laughing at using thermal imaging for cold-blooded reptiles.

Then I remembered - rattlesnakes see infrared.

I want a piece of the action - 10% will do.

Let's put your son together with these guys and augment the blimp with sidewinders!

Surely, only a few hundred thousand dollars more and we could outfit snake sensors to trigger recorders whenever a rattlesnake spots Bigfoot.

Biology finding biology - now that's what I'm talking about - science! :cool:
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I can just see it now

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Snakes on a Blimp
 
EarlyMon said:
At first I liked your idea and walked away laughing at using thermal imaging for cold-blooded reptiles.

Then I remembered - rattlesnakes see infrared.

I want a piece of the action - 10% will do.

Let's put your son together with these guys and augment the blimp with sidewinders!

Surely, only a few hundred thousand dollars more and we could outfit snake sensors to trigger recorders whenever a rattlesnake spots Bigfoot.

Biology finding biology - now that's what I'm talking about - science! :cool:
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Or maybe if you equip the blimp with this!

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It's a sidewinder, too!
 
Are they going to put the banana under a box propped up by a stick tied to a string?

On the other hand, where do I apply for a position on the fast response team?

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I hardly think Bigfoot would waste a banana in such a fashion. It's clearly a coveted treat. I believe a potato would be used. They must have tons of them laying around and I'm sure they know how to use them around a blimp. OH! Potato gun!! Now there is an escape plan.
 
City Commando Bigfoot is all about potato guns - tailpipe bananas come with the Beverly Hills Bigfoot.

That's right!

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Blimp sold separately.
 
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