Leave it to The Onion to have a hilarious headline for the apple "announcement"

[gtbarry]

Funny: The headline and the first two paragraphs
Funnier: they really didn't make anything up in the rest of the article.

Apple Unveils Panicked Man With No Ideas

CUPERTINO, CA

 

[Codegerm]

LOL That's great. You can always count on The Onion...

 

[kate]

 

[palmtree5]

:rofl:

 

[gtbarry]

I guess The Onion is hating on apple:

Features Of The Lower-Cost iPhone 5C

In addition to unveiling the new flagship iPhone at a press event Wednesday, Apple CEO Tim Cook debuted a more affordable version of the device called the iPhone 5C, which is clad in a plastic casing and is available in a variety of colors. Here are some notable features of the budget-friendly iPhone:

- Small enough to fit comfortably in users’ cheeks or to tuck between their lower lips and gums
- Haggard-sounding Siri
- Interior-facing camera
- Includes extended seven-minute version of classic Marimba ringtone
- Coin slot
- Slick, oily screen
- Must be plugged in at all times
- Smells like a delicious wafer cookie
- Sturdy enough to lay down on paper and use edge to draw straight lines
- Built-in whistle
- Steve Jobs’ posthumous disapproval

Features Of The Lower-Cost iPhone 5C | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[DanJ]

That is really rude, looks like the author hates Apple and Tim crook from bottom of his heart.

 

[redpill2016]

This one has probably already made the rounds, but if you haven't watched it, it's pretty funny.

Introducing the Iphone 5c and 5s - YouTube