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My "affairs" with smartphones


Android Enthusiast
Oct 26, 2009
Whitewater, Wisconsin
Apologies beforehand... if you have 10 minutes of your life to waste and wish to read a rather lengthy ode to Andy the Droid and those who came before him...

I was up doing laundry, and should have been doing homework, but I felt inspired. I hope it at least brings a chuckle to a few folks!
:D Undoubtedly the girls will understand better than the guys.

He said his name was Windy, but with a wink, he said
Ah...Paul. Everyone had a crush on him. He was so smooth and always in style. He had a huge wardrobe of slick and fancy custom made suits. He always looked so goooood.
But he had some serious issues, once you got to know him better. He was a control freak and couldn't get along with others very well. He kept all his feelings to himself and didn't share with you what was really on his mind. He could only focus on one thing at a time.
And he had certain performance issues...you know what I mean...just kept dropping in the middle and could never go to completion.
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