The Adventures Of Schnoogy Schnoogy and her Side Kick - Stinky! :-D

[Member243850]

The Adventures of the Stinky Pork Chop Dog that likes to pork it up!

This is gonna be Chapter 0,5 out of more than likely 30000 billion chapters for your amusement ek se!

Today marks Chapter 0,5 - not quiet Chapter 1 yet!

It is random poop of my little Adventure since I truly believe every day is a great new day filled with bullet dodging and filled with the wrestling of bad stinky doggies!

Here is Miss Piggy / Schnoogy Schnoogy the fat dog and her side kick - me!

xD

And I listened to this wonderful song as I ******* rock n troll it like there is no tomorrow - because you never know se ek ek se se ek se ek EEEEKKK EKEN KEKE!

"the fear of falling apaaaart whooa ho ho ho!"

Look at that Stinky Schnooglet fat doggy!

She tried to eat me after this shot - bad piggy!

xD

And that is Horlicks / Porklicks (POrk-Licks is his nick name - not my dog though.) in the back ground looking for something tasty and stinky

And this is me being inspired by the fat Schnoogy Schnoogy my girl because I also wanna be a Stinky Pork Dog!

xD

looo daaa dee daaa - "if you love me let me gooooo who who hoooa!"



This is Schnoogy Schnoogy in piggy "hunting mode" trying to sneak up Assassin's Creed style!

HEH!

xD

That's my girl... isn't she the best?

Schnoogy Schnooogy says: SSSSHHH! .... I'm huntin wabbit!

xD

what a bad piggy!

xD

Man and "beast" fat dog... ...



When I am out of my home... I am at home...

The world is my home not my "other" home lol... bruizer.

(-:

This is wanna be "Gansta" reject Stinky mocking commando of commandos!

And this is "when some one get's up in my grill Stinky" and I get all angry like an insane blaming the world gansta loser wanna be pointing the finger at the universe loser!!!

xD

LOL bruiuzer on a ROLL bra!!!

On a ROLL bra!

>:-D

"Gonna pop a cap in yo grill dog!"

xD

heheheh!



Don't shoot - don't shoot!

hheh!

>;-D

And this is a VERY bad Schnoogy Schnoogy trying to EAT her screaming for help side kick "Stinky Stinky" bwhahahahahaaa!

xD

Help help!

She is tryin ta EAT me!!

bad piggy!

xD

And this is:

"Ahhhh yes! so you think I give a SHIT " Stinky!

>:-D

Yaaay!

Chapter 0,5 has almost beenz completedz!

:-D

"The fear of falling apart..."

Hope you Yankies had a great day Yanking it up!

Yank it up bruizer!

xD

 

[Kaat72]

You into a Movember moustache too, Wayne?
Ya man!
But you will never grow a tail, ek se!
whahaha!

 

[lunatic59]

Did you say "grill dog"?

 

[rabidhunter]

Wow, what an adventure. That looks like a lot of fun. A man and his dog, best story in the world.

 

[shelliewnj]

Awesome adventure is pork chops Stinky dog a pit/boxer mix? She's an adorable doggie

 

[Member243850]

Awesome adventure is pork chops Stinky dog a pit/boxer mix? She's an adorable doggie

Hey thanks!

She is a Stinyk Staffy that loves pork chops!

Hmmm... I gotta try and not "give in" and feed her my table scraps...

:/

But she is sweet you know?

When the "white of the eyes" comes out she looks kind of like a seal and so a master's gotta do what a masters gotta do!

xD

And GIVE IN!

awww shame man she loves food!

I need to watch her wright though... I think she is getting chubs again...

hmm... evil Stinky master is evil with his evil dieting techniques!

Diet is a swear word to Schnoogy!

HEH!

I forgot to add this photo yesterday!

It is called "Dealer Stinky" trying to get the peoples to buy me special "stuff"

xD

I only sell "the finest"!

xD

hehehe!

dodgy stinky is very dodgy!

:-D

yay!

 

[wyndslash]

What a good dog

 

[Member243850]

What a good dog

Thanks...

I know all dogs - like all people - we are all good deep down inside... it just takes a while to see it sometimes... and sometimes it is harder to see it in others... and sometimes it was actually there all along and there was more than meets your little eye than you thought.



(AND SOMETIMES the person's GLASSES (AHEM COUGH COUGH EARLYMON COUGH COUGH) are SOOOOO HUGE - like the size of a skyscraper that you can't even see anything anway! )

Hmmmm.... I should out on my "Stinking Cap" and think of what to put in the first chapter since it is not finished yet it will be called:

"Chapter 1 - The Best Things In Life Are Stinky..."

Like dogies.