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The END OF THE WORLD!!!

Actually, no one has anything to worry about.

My family tree was traced back and it was a family member and worshippers of me (Before my birth obviously) predicting my own death and when the world will no longer be graced with my presence. :D
 
You know what the sad part about this is?
That night, some family will be huddled in their basement with the children scared out of their minds, actually believing its about to happen.
 
humph amateurs... :rolleyes:

The TRUE end of the world will be when either us Rrrrroaches and our coaches get enough soldier roaches to RULE over the world with the avergae Joe communists favorite weapon of choice!

YES

The AK - 47!

:D

OR

Us Rrrrroaches will put enough cash together to buy one big ass Fission Bomb from Mother Russia and set the bomb off some where in the USA but we will figure out where we will let it rip later! :D:D:D

Yeah!

Then all the countries of the world will start fighting each other!!

Then after everyone has wasted everyone else us glorious roaches will wait for the awe inspiring radiation to make us Roaches HUGE.


Then we will be victorious!!! :D:D:D

You see!

That is the REAL end of YOUR world but only the beginning of ours!! :):):)
 
Stinky stinky said:
Then all the countries of the world will start fighting each other!!
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What do you mean "start"? They've been doing that since day one! And you're not fooling anyone, the roaches have ALWAYS been in control. Especially those Mayan roaches.
 
Would like to point out two things:

1) To anyone calling it the Rapture - this is a Mayan prophecy, and they had no idea what Christianity was.

2) The gubment says the world ain't ending, so we know it must be true. :p
 
Rapture, Mayan prophesy, either way, it's coming soon. And what does the government know? They still insist that we landed on the moon. :D

Oh wait, we did...
 
Just think, a couple thousand years ago, the Mayans charted the course of our planet. According to them, it all ends two weeks from today. There’s lot of bucket lists that we won’t have time to complete. What can you put in yours in that time?
 
It would be hilarious if the day passes and everyone breathes a sigh of relief and the next day...
BAM
Rapture, Zombie Apocalypse, world goes kaboom.
I kinda think that is what is going to go down :p
 
You know, there's probably some remaining Myans somewhere, sitting back and laughing their heads off.
 
So who else has been watching doomsday preppers to learn how to prepare.
4 days to go know. Remember if it starts to snow prepare for the inevitable.
 
chris4x4 said:
dam....I think Im on that time zone. Welp......When/if it happens, I'll be sure to post up......FROM THE BEYOND!!!!! *insert scary echo voice here*
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Then you better live your life right, because I hear if you don't you'll only have snail mail.
 
The Mayans were pretty clever to schedule this right near Christmas, when the depressed are at their lowest. Especially clever, since there was no such thing as Christmas back when they were etching their rocks.
 
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