If only there were some way to retrofit an 8-track stereo into a 2005 Saturn. One day I hope to find the old '70s vehicles I covet, but I still fear they all got cash-for-clunkered (I hate you, Obama)
I don't belong in this era, I belong in the '50s. I want to live then, and see cars from that time as I drive. I don't want to see all the homogenized vehicles I see now, all grey, white and black, or silver, with those annoying blue HIDs or the most annoying being those 'DRL LED bars'. I hate LEDs so much.
I want somehow to find a way to live a '50s life where everything I see and do isn't ruined by people using smartphones or seeing newer vehicles. I want to live that life and never see anything modern. At least, in the '50s people had the sense to wait until dusk to turn their freaking headlights on, and they weren't supernova bright either. I just have to accept that I can't have it all consistent. I know areas to shop and get gas that have really old stores, really old gas pumps, and that's something, but I need to find that '76 Cordoba or '78 LTD. I want that cloud ride, cars made of metal, not plastic. Engines that sound like beasts not whatever tinny little lawnmower engine is in my Saturn. Sadly, if Biden gets his way, I might not be able to even have the Saturn by 2025. I don't have any interest in a self-driving car (not at least, until it can look like a special 1982 Trans Am that speaks in the voice of William Daniels) much less one with screens in my face, forced software updates, my drives being monitored by who knows whom, and having my range limited to where I can't drive to see my girl anymore (she lives 540 miles away, long past the range of any EV)