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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

I have given my Darling Bride Black Cohosh and Dong Quai every day for YEARS. They really help reduce menopause symptoms. While she takes an estrogen tablet every day as well, we're looking for a provider who can give us pellet hormone therapy. These are inserted in the arm; they slow-release and provide a consistent supply of estrogen/testosterone; and last three months. My sister and her son swear by the stuff: he has lost 100 lbs and she's dropped about 50. They're both in the best shape of their lives... sister says her libido is through the roof! Her poor hubby needs pellets to keep up with her!
I have screenshotsled and sent to my darling bride. Thanks Chief :thumbsupdroid: :thumbsupdroid:

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Cheaper than a divorce attorney...
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I replaced our bed with a trampoline...but I didn't consult with my wife about it.

She is hopping mad. In fact, she hit the roof!
 
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