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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread
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rootabaga
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With apologies for the FB link...
I would pay serious money for an app like this...
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I would pay serious money for an app like this...
4K views · 838 reactions | This app would save a lot of marriages. #marriagehumor #standupcomedy | Pedro Gonzalez
This app would save a lot of marriages. #marriagehumor #standupcomedy.
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IHateMyTreo
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I laughed but...With apologies for the FB link...
I would pay serious money for an app like this...
4K views · 838 reactions | This app would save a lot of marriages. #marriagehumor #standupcomedy | Pedro Gonzalez
This app would save a lot of marriages. #marriagehumor #standupcomedy.
Sample of today's conversation:
Me: did you get the estimate the vendor emailed?
Her: I was working out and didn't have my phone with me. I got side tracked talking to Lori so when I got back I got my iPad, but it was out of battery, so I looked for my old iPad but couldn't get into my account. So I went looking for my iPhone but when I found it I realized I forgot something at the gym.
Me: ok {biting my tongue - discretion is the better part of valor}
rootabaga
Android Expert
Yeah, if you want a fight you respond, "Oh, is what you forgot at the gym your capacity for a rational conversation?"
Wife: We need to get the oil changed in my car. I don't know when it was last changed.
Me: I know when. Last week when you said we need to get the oil changed in my car. I don' t know when it was last changed.
It's sad to get old and lose your memory.
Me: I know when. Last week when you said we need to get the oil changed in my car. I don' t know when it was last changed.
It's sad to get old and lose your memory.
rootabaga
Android Expert
With the usual apologies for the FB link...
You don't have to be married to appreciate this one...
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You don't have to be married to appreciate this one...
378K views · 15K reactions | Marriage has taught me two things: 1. My wife goes #closetblind and 2. She gets it back real fast when I come out dressed. UPCOMING TOUR DATES 7/12 - Paducah, KY @kentuckycomedyfestival 7/17 - Homestead, PA @PittsburghI
Marriage has taught me two things: 1. My wife goes #closetblind and 2. She gets it back real fast when I come out dressed. UPCOMING TOUR DATES 7/12 - Paducah, KY @kentuckycomedyfestival 7/17 -...
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That works for a while but after 50 years or so it takes more than that. I've spent the last five years trying to turn my 60 year old bungalow into a five star residence ready to impress any high profile celebrity as a guest. And, I've not scratched the surface of the do this list. I had no idea the wife was saving up all of these wants/needs. At least a near fatal heart attack has cut me a little slack. I might have to fake a second attack soon. 
At least you can fake a heart attack! If I try that stunt, she'll drive me to the hospital and if I refuse, it'll be an ambulance ride. Once the doctor says, "there's no evidence of a heart attack, he's fine" then not only will any concern she had for my health and welfare vaporize, but she'll have no sympathy if I actually DO have a heart attack.
"Oh, no you don't: you aren't fooling me with that act mister! Back in the yard with you!"
URGGGH GRRRRGHHHHH UGHHHHHHH
"Oh, no you don't: you aren't fooling me with that act mister! Back in the yard with you!"
URGGGH GRRRRGHHHHH UGHHHHHHH
