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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

My Darling Bride when she finds out there's a new psycho-killer show coming to WifetimeTV...

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Okay, I gotta tell somebody so guess what? You're the lucky recipient!
There's married life and then there's MARRIED LIFE...

Warning: mild TMI ahead

Back in May, the Darling Bride and I started pellet hormone replacement therapy (HRT). Since it's not covered by insurance, we pay out of pocket for the pellet insertions and our pre- and post-insertion labs. It's about every four months, so that's a manageable expense. My sister swears by it: her energy is way up, her weight is way down, and her libido is off the charts. She said it takes two or three insertions before the full effect really starts to kick in, so be patient. We have been, and our patience is paying off.

Insertion #1 in May was so-so. I experienced more energy/libido during weeks 5-9, but she didn't feel much difference at all.
Insertion #2 in (late August for her, late September for me) was another story: I became a raging bull and her energy/libido shot up. In fact, we went to visit sister (for the first time in decades) this past week and she gave us a tour around their house, including the master bedroom. There, she showed off two things: their 4-poster bed (against which the Darling Bride stood, hands behind her back to test a restraint position LOL); and their tantric love chair. If you don't know what that is, husbands, I encourage you to look it up. Also look up pellet HRT because now the Darling Bride is mapping out where OUR tantric love chair will go!

We've been traveling for nearly two weeks and it's been a blur between seeing incredible sights, meeting great people, and a love life we didn't even have in our 20s.

Insertion #3 will be in early January, just in time for our trip to the Caribbean. I have a feeling that trip is going to be unforgettable in more ways than one.
 
The_Chief said:
Okay, I gotta tell somebody so guess what? You're the lucky recipient!
There's married life and then there's MARRIED LIFE...

Warning: mild TMI ahead

Back in May, the Darling Bride and I started pellet hormone replacement therapy (HRT). Since it's not covered by insurance, we pay out of pocket for the pellet insertions and our pre- and post-insertion labs. It's about every four months, so that's a manageable expense. My sister swears by it: her energy is way up, her weight is way down, and her libido is off the charts. She said it takes two or three insertions before the full effect really starts to kick in, so be patient. We have been, and our patience is paying off.

Insertion #1 in May was so-so. I experienced more energy/libido during weeks 5-9, but she didn't feel much difference at all.
Insertion #2 in (late August for her, late September for me) was another story: I became a raging bull and her energy/libido shot up. In fact, we went to visit sister (for the first time in decades) this past week and she gave us a tour around their house, including the master bedroom. There, she showed off two things: their 4-poster bed (against which the Darling Bride stood, hands behind her back to test a restraint position LOL); and their tantric love chair. If you don't know what that is, husbands, I encourage you to look it up. Also look up pellet HRT because now the Darling Bride is mapping out where OUR tantric love chair will go!

We've been traveling for nearly two weeks and it's been a blur between seeing incredible sights, meeting great people, and a love life we didn't even have in our 20s.

Insertion #3 will be in early January, just in time for our trip to the Caribbean. I have a feeling that trip is going to be unforgettable in more ways than one.
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Watch out for Hurricane Chief!
 
When I got married a friend said to me, "Man, what are you thinking, you'll be waking up to the same woman every morning!"

I shot back, "What in the world makes you think she's the same woman every morning? She's usually at least three different women before ten AM!"
 
Every husband will (to some degree of pain or another) understand this joke...

A wife sends her husband to the store, saying, "Pay attention, and don't mess this up. I want you to go to the grocery store and get a loaf of bread; if they have eggs, get twelve."
A short while later he returns home and sets a few bags on the table. The wife empties them, counts all the loaves, and says, "Why on earth did you buy twelve loaves of bread?"

The husband replies, "They had eggs."
 
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