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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread
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IHateMyTreo
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IHateMyTreo
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rootabaga
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A wife is being sentenced for shoplifting a dozen chicken pot pies.
The judge says, "I usually don't do this, but to set an example I am going to sentence you to 12 days in jail, one day for each pie you stole."
Her husband pipes up, "Your Honor, she has a problem, I mean the day before she stole a bag of rice!"
The judge says, "I usually don't do this, but to set an example I am going to sentence you to 12 days in jail, one day for each pie you stole."
Her husband pipes up, "Your Honor, she has a problem, I mean the day before she stole a bag of rice!"
IHateMyTreo
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IHateMyTreo
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IHateMyTreo
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IHateMyTreo
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IHateMyTreo
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IHateMyTreo
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IHateMyTreo
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rootabaga
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I laughed, but...
rootabaga
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With apologies for the FB link...
The audio is crass (no profanity) so not really SFW.
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The audio is crass (no profanity) so not really SFW.
522K views · 87K reactions | Well she didn’t see THAT coming #couple #humor #marriage #tips | Steve Wiltz
Well she didn’t see THAT coming #couple #humor #marriage #tips
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