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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

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A wife is being sentenced for shoplifting a dozen chicken pot pies.
The judge says, "I usually don't do this, but to set an example I am going to sentence you to 12 days in jail, one day for each pie you stole."
Her husband pipes up, "Your Honor, she has a problem, I mean the day before she stole a bag of rice!"
 
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