The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

^^^ As though on cue, I stumbled on this (apologies for the FB link):

4.3M views · 203K reactions | My wife can find anything except my opinion… because I’m not allowed to have one. #marriage #marriedlife #communication #standup #comedyreels | Henry Cho

My wife can find anything except my opinion… because I’m not allowed to have one. #marriage #marriedlife #communication #standup #comedyreels

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[rootabaga]

Ahem.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Milo Willamson]

I know far too many colors of the make up, part of when growing up with my mother as a Mary Kay Sales rep.

 

[Milo Willamson]

Wife in a cliche hacker movie hahaa..

 

[rootabaga]

Earlier today my wife and I saw the movie "Midwinter Break" with Ciaran Hinds and Lesley Manville. A word of warning to my AF friends... If you are struggling in your marriage, do not take your wife to see this movie...

 

[The_Chief]

OOOH, a little temptatioin to stray in that one?

 

[rootabaga]

OOOH, a little temptatioin to stray in that one?

Nope, just lots of ammo for any wife who is feeling any lack of intimacy (real or imagined).

 

[The_Chief]

Oh, that's the LAST thing we need... thanks for the warning!

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

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[rootabaga]

This is all pretty good, but there's a joke about 8 minutes in that is excellent...but don't tell my wife I said so!

 

[olbriar]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[rootabaga]

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...and the IP addresses, together with other identifiable metadata of each search, have been logged into a federal database...

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

I laughed, but...

 

[olbriar]