The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[rootabaga]

"I was getting on a plane last week and this older gentleman came up and asked if I would switch seats with his wife, because it was a long flight...

and he didn't want to sit next to her."


(Brian Kiley)

 

[rootabaga]

Another from Mr. Kiley...


"I just got off a 13-hour flight. THIRTEEN hours. And the person next to me, and myself, we did not exchange a single word.
That's what I love... about being married."

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

With apologies for the FB link...too true.

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[The_Chief]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

Clearly a newlywed guy...

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Milo Willamson]

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[rootabaga]

Q: What do you call a man who speaks to his wife?


A:

Spoiler

An Interrupter!

 

[IHateMyTreo]

I laughed, but...

 

[The_Chief]

This isn't a risk... this is suicide!

 

[rootabaga]

After an argument, the husband was in his man cave throwing darts at picture of his wife.

None of his shots were landing.

After a time, his wife called down, "What are you doing?"

"Missing you," came the reply.

 

[rootabaga]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

...as if men needed more evidence that their wives do not consider them friends...

 

[The_Chief]

Sometimes just holding her hand tells us everything we need to know. It reminds me of Allison Kraus' song "When You Say Nothing At All".

 

[rootabaga]

Sometimes just holding her hand tells us everything we need to know. It reminds me of Allison Kraus' song "When You Say Nothing At All".

That's true...and you are aware that this stuff is jesting (for the most part!), true?

My wife is one of those people for whom silence is basically not an option if she is not alone.
So for her, holding her hand is just holding hands.

 

[The_Chief]

A day will not go by when we don't verbally tell each other "I love you" - saying it's easy... it's demonstrating it that takes effort (and it's well worth it). I make coffee for her every morning. I routinely leave the office to walk into the den where she's watching TV, simply to pop my head around the wall and blow her a kiss. We like to be the example for others: we'll stop for a lip-lock right in the middle of a store parking lot: showing other people what genuine love looks like after 35 years.

Plus she's a hottie. That's a bonus 😍

 

[The_Chief]