The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[rootabaga]

I couldn't decide whether to put this in the dark humor thread. But since I knew where this thread is, here you go.

Overhead on mass transit:
"I could not make up my mind whether to bury my husband or to have him cremated. So in the end I decided to let him live."

 

[Milo Willamson]

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Hmmm. Six seasons of sports that is what 41 years?

 

[rootabaga]

My wife: "We have to start getting rid of things. We have too much stuff."



Also my wife, rushing back in from a dog walk: "Hurry, grab the keys, we have to go load up the car with some stuff one of our neighbors is getting rid of!"

 

[IHateMyTreo]

My wife: "We have to start getting rid of things. We have too much stuff."



Also my wife, rushing back in from a dog walk: "Hurry, grab the keys, we have to go load up the car with some stuff one of our neighbors is getting rid of!"

If your wife is like my wife, she meant get rid of YOUR stuff. 😆

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

That backfired on me once, she started the fight so she could enjoy "make-up-sex" ...

 

[The_Chief]

Heck of a backfire! I'd take that anyday

 

[olbriar]

I'll confess, I will take it anyway I can get it. 🤣

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[olbriar]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[rootabaga]

Care to guess which is the female?

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

FACT