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  1. rootabaga

    Fatalities 2025

    Pancreatic cancer has claimed the life of Grammy-winning R&B singer/songwriter D'Angelo at 51. RIP, D'Angelo, and thanks for the riffs and tunes. Condolences to your fans, friends, family and loved ones.
  2. rootabaga

    Tell me a joke...

  3. rootabaga

    Tell me a joke...

    I feel like people nowadays are just way too judgmental. Yeah, I can tell just by looking at them...
  4. rootabaga

    Tell me a joke...

    This morning i did a favor for my neighbor and she said "thank you. You're so nice i could marry you." Jeepers, you do something nice for someone and they want to ruin your life...
  5. rootabaga

    Fatalities 2025

    Diane Keaton has passed at 79 after a sudden decline in her health. :( RIP, Ms. Keaton, and thank you for sharing your talents. Condolences to your fans, friends, family and loved ones. https://apnews.com/article/diane-keaton-dead-d2f890b961fb906cfbbbab4b7af309c6
  6. rootabaga

    Fatalities 2025

    It's also why we need to let those we care about hear it from us regularly.
  7. rootabaga

    The Punny Side of Life

  8. rootabaga

    Random Thought Thread

    During the shutdown, the people who should not be paid or live in danger of losing their job are the federal elected officials and appointees. Indeed, I would add that not only should they not be paid during the shutdown, but they should also forfeit all unpaid wages related to the period of the...
  9. rootabaga

    The Punny Side of Life

    Has this one been done here? I can't recall...
  10. rootabaga

    What are you listening to?

    What are you hearing while you are listening...
  11. rootabaga

    Fatalities 2025

    A moment of silence for the unknown killed in the awful explosion in Tennessee. This before-and-after composite photo shows the devastation. May their friends, families and loved ones find peace.
  12. rootabaga

    The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

    I often tell my chiropractor a joke when I see him and he sometimes returns the favor. As it happens I had an appointment Friday and I told him the first part of this joke, as a question, and he didn't take more than three seconds to come up with the answer! :D
  13. rootabaga

    The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

    My wife: I don't like talking to ___________. All she ever talks about is what she wants to talk about. I am not stupid enough to note that she shuts me down most of the time because "I don't want to talk about that."
  14. rootabaga

    The Punny Side of Life

    Apparently I married a seismologist...
  15. rootabaga

    Fatalities 2025

    I'm sure wherever she is, this news is unwelcome to our beloved member. RIP, Mr. Lodge, with thanks for such excellent tunes. Condolences to your fans, friends, family and loved ones. (It really seems as though we should have learned of his passing on a Tuesday Afternoon...)
  16. rootabaga

    The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

    Q: What is the difference between a wife and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist!
  17. rootabaga

    Funny pictures!

    I'm betting there is a great story behind this boat's name...
  18. rootabaga

    Funny pictures!

    Also a prime candidate for the Punny Thread... :D
  19. rootabaga

    The Punny Side of Life

  20. rootabaga

    Failures

  21. rootabaga

    Random Thought Thread

    ^^^ I hope you have a good off-season, olbriar. I'm probably a little better at idle than I should be, to be honest. I hope next season gets back to normal for you.
  22. rootabaga

    Funny pictures!

    Not that we should have a "Bad Words of Wisdom" thread, but if we had one, this would go there... ;)
  23. rootabaga

    Failures

    Most definitely NOT the sharpest knife in the drawer...
  24. rootabaga

    Random Thought Thread

    How kind of her. Please give her a hug from us all for a kind deed.
  25. rootabaga

    Funny pictures!

    Somewhere, Rupert Holmes is flinching...
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