scottmbolt
Android Enthusiast
I found this on PhoneArena.com. I thought it was clever, it was in response to the Droid being en-gadget's Smartphone of the year...
"Oh this is crap! The Droid sucks! It's like not nearly cool enough! It's not on a network with someone hip like Luke Wilson as a spokesperson. The CEO of Motorola doesn't wear jeans and a cool black turtleneck every day. He's obviously not a hip dude! I have looked and looked and I cannot find a fart app for The Droid. I mean, if you can't make your phone fart on command, then you are obviously working with deficient technology. Ohhh, and those sharp, sharp corners, they poked my pee-pee when I tried to put The Droid in my pocket. Not to mention that stupid keyboard. Only dillweeds use a real keyboard. And Android is obviously a fad. That OS will be gone in 6 months. Not like my iPhone. If Apple can keep pumping out the same phone, virtually unchanged for 3 years and discriminating lemmings like me are willing to keep buying it, then it MUST me the device of the CENTURY!! Go iPhone!!"
LMAO, FTW!
"Oh this is crap! The Droid sucks! It's like not nearly cool enough! It's not on a network with someone hip like Luke Wilson as a spokesperson. The CEO of Motorola doesn't wear jeans and a cool black turtleneck every day. He's obviously not a hip dude! I have looked and looked and I cannot find a fart app for The Droid. I mean, if you can't make your phone fart on command, then you are obviously working with deficient technology. Ohhh, and those sharp, sharp corners, they poked my pee-pee when I tried to put The Droid in my pocket. Not to mention that stupid keyboard. Only dillweeds use a real keyboard. And Android is obviously a fad. That OS will be gone in 6 months. Not like my iPhone. If Apple can keep pumping out the same phone, virtually unchanged for 3 years and discriminating lemmings like me are willing to keep buying it, then it MUST me the device of the CENTURY!! Go iPhone!!"
LMAO, FTW!
