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Your whole life you've been restrained by your parents' morality. You can't touch it. You shouldn't date her. Don't drink that.
You don't need to feel guilty about touching the icon for Abduction! Since it's free to try and you don't need a license, nothing will stand between you and the soaring feeling of jumping higher and higher! Flying past moving platforms, dodging bombs and rescuing cows while snagging power ups, to be abducted by aliens at the peak of each level.
Nobody will arrest you for playing through a quick game, but it's a crime not to check out the infinite mode, where you'll be jumping forever and ever.
All of your bitterness will melt away when you jump as different animals in World Attack mode, with several colorful campaigns set in unique locales. You'll feel like you *are* each animal! Where else can you feel what its like inside of a sheep? Nowhere, that's where!
So, while the time away with this amazing little app. And then maybe use your fancy Android phone to call your mom say "Hi." She'll be so proud.
You don't need to feel guilty about touching the icon for Abduction! Since it's free to try and you don't need a license, nothing will stand between you and the soaring feeling of jumping higher and higher! Flying past moving platforms, dodging bombs and rescuing cows while snagging power ups, to be abducted by aliens at the peak of each level.
Nobody will arrest you for playing through a quick game, but it's a crime not to check out the infinite mode, where you'll be jumping forever and ever.
All of your bitterness will melt away when you jump as different animals in World Attack mode, with several colorful campaigns set in unique locales. You'll feel like you *are* each animal! Where else can you feel what its like inside of a sheep? Nowhere, that's where!
So, while the time away with this amazing little app. And then maybe use your fancy Android phone to call your mom say "Hi." She'll be so proud.