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Android Users Less Faithful in Relationships, Says Questionable Study

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Who doesn’t love the strange? A little extramarital coitus. You know what I’m talking about. Android users, iPhone users. We can’t get enough of it, or that’s what one study conducted by AshleyMadison.com is reporting. As a point of reference, AshleyMadison is a service geared towards helping those in relationships to find individuals with which [...]

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So I have an iPhone, so I should be getting more sex than an Android user, but I have a Droid X on order, so I guess that extra sex should be with someone besides my wife? Man, they are way off on BOTH counts!
 
Whew, now I can blame cheating on my phone.....

"Hey dont be mad baby......u saw I have the X....its an Android phone......u know what they say about ppl with Android phones....."
 
Man whats up with all these stupid studys..

New study shows Android users talk on their phone sometimes. (while iphone 4g users still try to find a good way to hold their phone so they can talk on it)
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I can't believe that people actually taking this crap as some kind of seriousness. IT'S A JOKE....

Here is a useless statistic for you:

The demise of pirates on the seas coincides with the rise in global warming. Thus it's clear to all that those pirates were preventing global warming occurring.

Correlation does not imply causation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Are people really this stupid? Clearly the media are for reporting it. You could argue that more iPhone users use dating websites. That's a FAR more credible conclusion.
 
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You could argue that more iPhone users use dating websites. That's a FAR more credible conclusion.
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And THAT'S probably why iPhone users have more sex!

"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."
-Homer Simpson
 
The study suggest that those who have an iPhone are more of the "just do it" type of people. They're the ones who went for the "gold" and just "did it". That's why it implies they get more sex, because they're more likely to be the go-getters.
 
I'd love to the study on who gets more STDs. I bet iPhone users would top that list too. Or who are less likely to think for themselves and just follow the crowd - yep I bet the iPhone users would get the gold medal there too. Or those more likely to get hooked on drugs - again I see the iPhone users taking that crown too.
 
The only valid conclusion that can be reached by these studies is that anyone who takes them seriously must be an idiot.
 
I've got a statistic for ya all.......A dumbass is still a dumbass irrespective of what phone they use ;)

Oh well, back to shafting my mistress while the GF is at work.......:rolleyes:
 
New statistics just in... Android users prefer wheat bread over white bread. And out of that android users prefer peanut butter, over jelly. :rolleyes:
 
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