Answer this question without a question.

[KBU2]

Why did you lie to the police?

 

[Contra1971]

I didn't

 

[dontpanicbobby]

I found my fags under the bed.

 

[Hadron]

Because I didn't want to hurt their feelings.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Police are sensitive.

 

[PhilipX20]

'Wrong' opinion.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Survival instinct.

 

[PhilipX20]

Police are sensitive.

You hurt the police sensitive feelings!! How dare you, oh, how dare you!!!

 

[dontpanicbobby]

It's what they wanted to hear.

 

[PhilipX20]

It's what they wanted to hear.

For that you gonna get tazered. We can't have people hurting our feelings!

 

[KBU2]

I'd rather hurt their feelings before they hurt mine mainly from a baton or steel toe boot to the neck or a .44 caliber slug to the back of the head while I turned away unarmed.

 

[no one]

And what if I don't?

 

[KBU2]

And what if I don't?

Well you may have to explain why you was with that underage girl the other night