Bad Wish Thread

[fwinternet]

I thought of one that could be fun and challenging. I do imagine someone else has already done it but hey I was the 2nd person to think of it. No? Ok I guess the 3rd. Really? 4th???? Damn well lets just play.

The way this works is you make a wish for something while the next person ruins it then makes his/her own.

I would recommend keeping it clean as possible however if something sexual maybe word it like.
"I wish I was the best lover a woman could have."
"Granted, but now your gay."


I wish I had a new house.

 

[huh]

but you can't afford the mortgage



I wish I was at the beach

 

[fwinternet]

Granted. Too bad it is closed do to oil spill.

I wish I was a teenager again.

 

[SirSpace]

but now your 35 and ruined your life.

i wish i had all the weed in the world

 

[Frisco]

i wish i had all the weed in the world

Wish granted. But it's crabgrass.

I wish there were more non-violent programs on tv.

 

[SirSpace]

wish granted. But now there is nothing to watch

I wish i could save more money

 

[AndroidMoo]

Granted. But there is no money to save.

I wish I could have a Yotaphone when it comes out.

 

[SirSpace]

wish granted. dont know what that is but it wont be what you expect it to be hehehe.

i wish that i didnt have to go to work but still receive my pay lol

 

[Shotgun84]

Wish granted but you're on the dole

I wish I didn't have to be up at 5 in the morning

 

[SirSpace]

wish granted. But now youll never sleep again

I wish for apple to go out of business

 

[huh]

okey dokey

but now the annoying orange took Apples place!







I wish I was in Tahiti

 

[zoxxo]

I wish I was in Tahiti

Granted. Welcome to Tahiti Wisconsin.

I wish I had the BatMobile!

 

[Davdi]

Granted, but it'd full of Vampire bats.

I wish I had the body of a deity

 

[AndroidMoo]

Granted. But the cops found you smoking the weed.

I wish I could have a gamestick

 

[huh]

granted
but it's really really tiny..








I wish I was skiing right now

 

[Davdi]

Granted. But on the highway?

I wish my car was electric

 

[smokinjoe1979]

Granted. But your electric car can only drive 50 feet on one charge.



I wish I ran the world.

 

[huh]

granted

but you have to literally run across the whole world







i wish i was on star trek

 

[Davdi]

Granted. But Ye cannae change the laws of physics.

I wish I could climb Mt Everest

 

[Mehta23]

Granted. Too bad I made you overly lazy...

I wish my jaw would stop aching

 

[Davdi]

Granted, but now you can't talk

I wish I could fly like superman

 

[AndroidMoo]

Granted, but you gained superman's kryptonite weakness and fell into a hole filled with kryptonite.

I wish google had more money than apple

 

[SirSpace]

Wish granted. But there still crying they need more money.

I wish that laundry folds itself

 

[AndroidMoo]

Granted. But you spent so much money on it that you have no laundry to fold.

I wish any application for windows would work on linux.