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Cemetery "Tenants" Receiving Eviction Notices

Man, oh man, are those cemetery guys in for it when the zombies come back. The zombies are going to do a Occupy Cemetery to protest the corporate cemetery plot greed in Spain.
 
Good. It is high time the dead started carrying their weight. In this country, the dead would be given food stamps and welfare checks to help pay their eternal rent.
 
It's not about "the dead," of course. It's about families with rented plots not keeping up their obligations with the cemetery.

"Spanish cemetery warns of evictions for nonpayment"
 
Frisco said:
It's not about "the dead," of course. It's about families with rented plots not keeping up their obligations with the cemetery.

"Spanish cemetery warns of evictions for nonpayment"
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Yep that is basically what its about...families bury the dead, and think the expenses goes away with the loved one..

Now , what would be most EFFECTIVE..is not only digging them back up, but delivering them right on the driveways or front doors , busted casket, chunks of dirt and all.... Bet that wakes up the living-deadbeats who arent paying up.. afteralll, its a business too.


NEVER would this happen to your loved ones in Cell Phone SIMetery....
 
I specified in my will that I am to be cremated because I think it's wrong to 'own' land once dead. I rather the land be farm land or a park or something.

Plus, no one is going to evict me out of my ceremonial jar.
 
jerofld said:
..no one is going to evict me out of my ceremonial jar.
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I'm the same way about my peanut butter jar.


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jerofld said:
I specified in my will that I am to be cremated because I think it's wrong to 'own' land once dead. I rather the land be farm land or a park or something.

Plus, no one is going to evict me out of my ceremonial jar.
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....unless your brother is Allen Harper...

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Rico ANDROID said:
....unless your brother is Allen Harper...

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Or that one episode of Night Court where the maintenance guy was fixing the Coffee maker and used herb tea to test it out. District Attorney drinking the "tea" when he finds out, "That's not herb tea, that's Herb!"

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TxGoat said:
Or that one episode of Night Court where the maintenance guy was fixing the Coffee maker and used herb tea to test it out. District Attorney drinking the "tea" when he finds out, "That's not herb tea, that's Herb!"
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Ahh! That was a Night Court CLASSIC!!!


Or the episode on Married With Children When Peg mistakenly cleaned all the "flavor" from Als grill. and they needed to quickly find some ashes to replace the "ashes" so Al wouldnt know.

(Replace with Marcy's Grandma's ashes"...)

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Yep, thats' eviction from the URN
 
Yeah, who knew dead peoples' ashes could be so funny?


I don't think I care for a plot of land. Burn me and throw my ashes into a garden somewhere. Maybe I'll make some of you mofoez sick! :p
 
Yep, its a shame that Living costs so much, but death is just as expensive (pays to get our own affairs in order) and not depend on the living leetches to fight over my materials and money while I'm rotting on the front door step... heehee.

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..."its not the TASTE, .. its the consistency"..
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I think the last thing I would be worried about is how to pay for my funeral. After all I will be dead. Let the leeches worry about that.
 
Dark Jedi said:
I think the last thing I would be worried about is how to pay for my funeral. After all I will be dead. Let the leeches worry about that.
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Amazing that you are forced into a funeral and the high associated costs. I think if you Goggle this issue, you will discover that the Funeral Association fights long and hard to keep costs high.

At least that was the impression I got from an old 60 Minutes story.

Perhaps we need a few more Potter's Fields?

Apparently, you cannot bury your dead on private land. Not sure if this is the case everywhere, just something I recall. Cremation is a good idea.

I would like my ashes spread across the lands of my enemies. After a few years, they will be told that I am part of their life forever and forever. Perhaps spread a little Bob in the garden where they grow tomatoes.

As long as the last thing I do raises a bit of hell, I will rest in peace.

Not sure the leaches will have thee and me. Perhaps the worms will, though.
 
I want my ash(es) shot into space. I figure my ashes floating around somewhere, they come into contact with some other material and BAM! new breed of ash-men roaming some distant planet. Eventually they'll come up with some explanation for how they came to be, some "big bang theory" perhaps, but unbeknownst to them they came into existence because of "TXGOAT ASHES IN SPACE!!!"
 
TxGoat said:
I want my ash(es) shot into space. I figure my ashes floating around somewhere, they come into contact with some other material and BAM! new breed of ash-men roaming some distant planet. Eventually they'll come up with some explanation for how they came to be, some "big bang theory" perhaps, but unbeknownst to them they came into existence because of "TXGOAT ASHES IN SPACE!!!"
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Sounds like a cool new tv sitcom "starring"...."ASH-ton Kutcher.

But wouldnt "Ash In Space" be just as costly as "Pushing Up Daisies?"

But I get the point,.. If the "loved ones" forfeit on payments,...LET the funeralblastards shoot up into space and try collecting your particles and throwing them on the front door of the deadbeats who arent paying up
 
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