Chuck Lorre Productions Vanity Card #407

[Speed Daemon]

As I feel more and more alone, my phone confidently connects with everyone. As I feel more and more lost, my phone calmly knows how to get anywhere. As I struggle to remember mundane things like the name of that movie with the boat and the guy with the lip, my phone smugly recalls literally everything. As I increasingly lose the nouns, verbs and adjectives that once stood ready to articulate my thoughts, my phone taunts me with its instant access to all the words there have ever been. There is only one possible conclusion. Slowly, without realizing it, I seem to have outsourced my mind to my phone. And to make matters worse, the damn thing knows it... and it's starting to screw with me. Several times during the day I feel it buzz in my pocket, alerting me that some vital information has just arrived. Then, when I look, there's nothing there. No email. No text. Nothing. Was the buzz in my mind? I don't think so. I think it's purposeful. I think my phone is mocking me. And it's not just my phone. It's all of them. They are working together, systematically robbing us of our intelligence, our humanity. And then, when we are made stupid and helpless, they will take over. It's just a matter of time before the next generation of iPhone is equipped with an opposable thumb. Oh yeah, they're smart alright. Evil, world domination smart.

I have to call people and tell them... Oh, great, now I have no bars! Dear God, what is happening?!

CLP - Vanity Card #407


Sorta reminds me of a "Twilight Zone" episode entitled "A Thing About Machines"

 

[opalfrog]

Rod Serling tried to warn us but we didn't listen. It's only a matter of time before apple comes out with there iSkynet product line :ahhhhh:

 

[MoodyBlues]

I have to call people and tell them... Oh, great, now I have no bars! Dear God, what is happening?!

Ha! I so totally get that. If I ever see ANY bars on my phone inside my house, I may faint...

Oh, speaking of The Twilight Zone, yesterday there was a helicopter crash [here in SoCal] during filming of a TV show--and it's near the site where Vic Morrow and some children died when a helicopter crashed during filming of the TZ movie. Yesterday's crash killed three people.

 

[Bob Maxey]

Oh, speaking of The Twilight Zone, yesterday there was a helicopter crash [here in SoCal] during filming of a TV show--and it's near the site where Vic Morrow and some children died when a helicopter crashed during filming of the TZ movie. Yesterday's crash killed three people.

Keep a watchful eye on the location. Watch for an ex-governor to appear naked and avoid the biker bar not too far away. It could be the nexus to an alternative place and the end is nye. (nigh perhaps?)

 

[MoodyBlues]

Keep a watchful eye on the location. Watch for an ex-governor to appear naked and avoid the biker bar not too far away. It could be the nexus to an alternative place and the end is nye. (nigh perhaps?)

Yes, our former Governator is, I believe, doing movies again.

That area does seem jinxed, at least for helicopters. Maybe they should rethink flying there...

 

[Bob Maxey]

Yes, our former Governator is, I believe, doing movies again.

That area does seem jinxed, at least for helicopters. Maybe they should rethink flying there...

Indeed he is. That is the best place for him.

The Last Stand and later, The Tomb. There is apparently talk of a new Conan movie as well. At least he did not try singing (or did he?) or something else on his way back to the box office.

Disliked the Governor, love the action star.

 

[MoodyBlues]

Indeed he is. That is the best place for him.

The Last Stand and later, The Tomb. There is apparently talk of a new Conan movie as well. At least he did not try singing (or did he?) or something else on his way back to the box office.

Disliked the Governor, love the action star.

I was still living out of state when the whole governor recall thing happened, and the Governator took office. I'm no fan of Schwarzenegger the politician, and I'm not a big action movie type person, but there are a few of his movies I actually do like. Of course, Twins isn't exactly an action movie, but that's one of them!

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Chuck Lorre must be exterminated. He is giving away the master plan. :dalek:

 

[Speed Daemon]

Ha! I so totally get that. If I ever see ANY bars on my phone inside my house, I may faint...

Oh, speaking of The Twilight Zone, yesterday there was a helicopter crash [here in SoCal] during filming of a TV show--and it's near the site where Vic Morrow and some children died when a helicopter crashed during filming of the TZ movie. Yesterday's crash killed three people.

The first reports only mentioned "a Discovery Channel TV show", so naturally I thought "Mythbusters". But later reports say it's Top Gear (US)!

 

[Speed Daemon]

There is apparently talk of a new Conan movie as well.

Conan the Sexagenarian? :rofl: