Crime and PUNishment

[rabidhunter]

Nope, I didn't damage my shift or caps lock key. This is a game of wits for the witty. That's right, a match of puns just for fun.

I'll start...

I've realized that marching bands are largely cymballic.

 

[SammanthaX345]

This is going to be my favorite thread. I love making punny jokes

 

[huh]

a good pun is it's own reword!

 

[general eclect]

You're a real card, why don't you pack up and shuffle off before I deal with you.

 

[rabidhunter]

An optometrist's favorite musical note is C#

 

[general eclect]

Games? This place is right for 'em...

 

[rabidhunter]

Jokes about dry cleaners are depressing.

 

[SammanthaX345]

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate

 

[ZeroGeined]

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.

 

[rabidhunter]

My time breeding bunnies was a hare raising experience

 

[ZeroGeined]

Its not that the man did not know how to juggle, its that he didn't have the balls to do it.

 

[rabidhunter]

I once raced a spirit, he didn't stand a ghost of a chance.

 

[ZeroGeined]

If its nap time and a child won't go to sleep, is he guilty of resisting a rest?

 

[Davdi]

No, but could I have that in Whiting, I'm a little hard of Herring.

 

[ZeroGeined]

This picture says it all:

 

[Lordvincent 90]

I'm reading a book about anti gravity, its impossible to put down.
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The shareholders of a compass manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn't heading in the right direction.

 

[rabidhunter]

I used to work in a bakery. It was a crumby job, but I made a lot of dough.

 

[rabidhunter]

I entered a "Best Pun contest." I made 10 entries thinking at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

 

[rabidhunter]

Well...

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