Funny/Burn Text Message Thread

[rootabaga]

i see these pop up on social media and some of them are amazingly priceless. (I have to guess that some are fakes, because they are just too good).

Anyway, if you stumble across one that is awesome, please share it. And please remember to try and use the spoiler mask when appropriate...thanks.

Here’s one that slays me every time I see it...

 

[Mikestony]

I like to reply to a text with this gif:

Drives my wife batty


Edit: damn, forgot to add the pic...not mine but related:

 

[BrickHouse]

Almost forgot the day I ducked a box of baking soda flying towards my head from the kitchen for answering my friend's wife asking if her new pants made her butt "look fat" with "no, your butt makes those pants look too tight."

Both of us laughed so hard she kicked us out of the house. Thank God for the local bar.

 

[silentwriter180]

I’ve been seeing a gorgeous guy for a couple of weeks.

Today the police came and took my binoculars


(Wasn't sure just where to post this, but wanted to share)

 

[PestHit]

Almost forgot the day I ducked a box of baking soda flying towards my head from the kitchen for answering my friend's wife asking if her new pants made her butt "look fat" with "no, your butt makes those pants look too tight."

Both of us laughed so hard she kicked us out of the house. Thank God for the local bar.

yes it's fun