Funny GV Transcriptions

[saptech]

Google Voice must not transcribe very well. I was playing around with it and got some funny & odd messages from the original messages. Is it just with me or do othes get these type of transcribed messages?

Yes this is the test. All we have here testing one thing story. Thank you.

Yes this is a see it. All the updates. 123 Yeah, Please take it. Thank you.

What's up there. Have about calling you back after you a wedding. Dad and I was not well. All you do trip and I'll get your file, hi bye noticed is going down.

 

[Clementine_3]

OOOOO, I love what it comes up with! I'll let calls go to VM so I can play in this thread, some of them are classic!

Edit: Found some from a while back.
Hey what's up. It's just me. Just checking in, I'm on 88. So I'm still bend your pinky in about.

Hello. It's just me. I was response. The. By your, but it okay.

 

[saptech]

I'm getting a kick out of it...

 

[Clementine_3]

It may actually be the best part of GV.

 

[electricpete]

LMAO. Some of these are really funny.

I have a running routine where I monitor my pulse after I stop jogging at the 0 minute, 1 minute, 2 minute, 5 minute time after stopping. At 5 minutes (I

 

[sfbloodbrother]

My brother called me amd this is what posted

Hey, it's your brother again, I'm just calling to see if we have Malcolm at the store right now, Yeah, well. You know if you get this message in time call me back and let me know if we have no printer and looked at the take FedEx. Well, alright. Yeah just call me back. Hello brother.

 

[Clementine_3]

A call from my sister:

You change give ME A for the brush their jobs here now. Listen how to the boat for our relationship. You don't know what me HI. How are you then. I'm running around my house wedding. The address is, J Bird realize I have to take a look and think of you. I think we need their P R I. I'm gonna call Michael now because I owe him a call to action. Give him a all the details. I think that you all acts like a normal I'm you.

 

[saptech]

I got this one today from my brother...

Yes what's going on. This is your brother, I was just calling to see which is the season. I don't hear from you in a while. When you gonna come back sick now, okay when you get this message. Give me a call P The Bad. So, we're flying, bye bye.

 

[saptech]

Here's one of my latest voice messages.

Hey hi. It's me from you leave a message it, hey jim, Wednesday You know that I had at least one because what window 7th for what such. You can hear me. I don't know why.