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Funny texts

BrickHouse

Android Expert
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We've seen stuff like this shared here and there. Let's enjoy a laugh here as well.
 
Another oldy:

Daughter; Mom, I'm pregnant.

Mom; Didn't you tell him "don't" when he touches your breasts?

Daughter ; Yes.

Mom; And did you tell him "stop" when he touches your private parts?

Daughter; Yes.

Mom; Well, what happened?

Daughter; "He kept touching both parts ..."
 
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