Help: Playing Flash on Kyocera Zio M6000

[TheCrimsonFox]

Hey guys! I have a Kyocera Zio M6000 phone. It has a 600MHz processor which I'd have figured would be enough to play flash (I had a really old laptop that ran flash and it was 700MHz, I'm sure this should be able to do it). Anyways, Adobe says the phone isn't compatible with flash player (I'm pretty confident it's because Kyocera hasn't paid Adobe fat stacks of cash) and nothing that claims to play SWF files like browsers and video players seem to work. Anyone know how to make it work?

Running Android 2.2.1