Humorous Juxtaposed Texts

[shmn]

Occasionally, two text messages that appear right after one another can be humorous even if they were sent days apart. Here are two that I have received.

A co-worker texts that he won't be in due to "illness". The next text makes the first look a little suspect:

The second is from the wife. Kind of gross...but I thought it pretty funny. There is a somewhat graphic image of a dead possum so I hid the image under a "Spoiler" tag for city-folk who aren't accustomed to the realities of rural life.

Spoiler

Well, maybe only I find these funny. Anyone else have any to share?

 

[Dngrsone]

I LOLd

 

[AZgl1500]

I think it is funny, but the sad part is, I can't taste the fish

 

[Dngrsone]

I think it is funny, but the sad part is, I can't taste the fish

Sadly, I can... my wife had me try this "salt alternative" which is basically (or should I say simply) dried and granulated seaweed.

 

[AZgl1500]

yuck!