I HATE MY LIFE When ... (At You)

[Austrie]

The rules of the games are easy, you start your post with 'I HATE MY LIFE' or 'IHML' for short, and then the message after IHML has too do with the 'At You:' the person before you posted...

EX:

Poster#1: I Hate My Life When I have a stalker out side my window...
At You: Getting Ran Over

Poster#2: IHML when I get ran over by a bycycle...
At You: Dancing

Poster#3: I HML when people throw tomatoes at me when I'm dancing by the side of the road.
At You: Slapped

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Ok I'll start...

IHML when a clown tries to put me in his van...
At You: Eat

 

[cammykool]

IHML when I walk outside and someone throws a fridge at me
At you: life

 

[septembersrain]

IHML When it involves me losing everything in the "Game".
At you: Highways

 

[ChiweN]

IHML When it involves me losing everything in the "Game".
At you: Highways

IHML when the highways are backed up at rush hour.
At you : drinking

 

[septembersrain]

IHML when I'm drunk and there is no restroom available.
At you: Falling

 

[ChiweN]

IHML when I fall in dog shit.
At you: having sex

 

[septembersrain]

IHML when I don't get any for weeks because I'm too busy.

At you: Sneezing

 

[ChiweN]

IHML when I sneeze out snot rockets and no one tells me its on my chin.
At you: running

 

[septembersrain]

IHML when I run right into an open door then realize it's glass that somebody kept very clean.

At you: Raining