I just wanted t say... ANYTHING is possible when you put your mind to it!!!! NEVER forget it.

[Member243850]

OH MY GOD

OH MY WORD.

I just wanted to say when I was 19 (I am in my mid 20's today!) I thought of 1 hell of an invention which I wasn't 500% sure it would really work at all!

BUT!

Today my old man wanted to show me an article he was reading and told me "congratulations Pal your hydraulic steering invention is actually a serious success! not a failure at all well done!".

I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I WAS READING ON THE ARTICLE.

Oh my god it works!

I called it "Hydraulic Steering Technique" for motor cars or what I thought people would understand a bit better was "Artificial / Fake Banking technique".

I then became "Sir Clown Stinky" and sometimes called it "The Soopa Fly Technique".

xD

It seriously seriously helps with steering in motor cars or many other vehicles like Tanks and maybe others too?

I just can't it believe it actually works!!

Here is the link I am so happy!

Daily Maverick - McLaren MP4-12C Spider: Is this supercar perfection?

THIS is the part that is really important to me:

The carbon fibre tub is fitted with front and rear aluminium subframes, each of which provides a home to a dual wishbone suspension with active dampers. Called ProActive, the dampers are interconnected, with a central air reservoir, and use sensors to determine the attitude of the car, allowing them counter lean and roll. The dampers can also be adjusted to suit road conditions and driving style.

Okay.

You see they used it slightly differently than my idea how I did it.

They used wish bones and dampers which now that I think about it is a lot smarter?

Yes it is actually.

But how my invention / concept actually started out was with a coffee cup!



Yes!

I was watching cops and robbers on TV and saw them shooting at each other some crap BUT more importantly I saw the car dip!

I was moving the water / coffee around in the coffee cup and watching this madness on TV but when I saw the car dip I then had this strange connection with the moving water and the car and then I made the water steering!

Can you believe it!?

It never started out with hydraulics!

It started out with hollow pipes under the car I guess half filled with water and with high pressure you force the water from one side to the other to get serious weight on the desired side of the vehicle.

But I thought that this was a bit of a hectic compromise / sacrifice because it would put serious weight on the car permanently slowing it down so I eventually thought of using much much much lighter hydraulics to do the same job as the water pipes!

But what I also thought that was seriously interesting thought I used to have was that I used to think I was a serious idiot and could do NOTHING with my life and was the dumbest person alive.

I was wrong!

Very very very very wrong!

Without any engineering knowledge or experience what so ever I made this invention and it actually seriously looks like I was the first too to boot!

I think I was the first I am proud of myself.

SO

I just wanted to say that if you felt or feel the same way right now I that you are "stupid" or "dumb" then I WILL tell you that you are WRONG.

You are no dumb ass AT ALL.

Believe me when I say that hey!

You ain't stupid at all!

You never know how things turn out hey!

I am so happy it works!!



Yaaay!

 

[Gmash]

I told you to patent that sh*t!

 

[Member243850]

I told you to patent that sh*t!

Hahahaha!!

Yes!

You be right my friendly friend GggggMash from the Land of Yankies and cheap but deadly Mac Donalds(TM) bugers!

I was such a Stinky Troll (and I am very embarrassed to admit this shite actually!) that I had like a 50 000 (PLUS) word essay on how much I hate this world and how much I hate patents and showing the world how I can be such being a loser!!!!

YankieMash / Gmash you are maybe the 20th person (but definitely the 1st Yankie!) that has done the legendary phrase "I TOLD YOU SO YOU STINKIN TROLL!"

My dad didding it first.

Then my spoilt punk brother!

Hahahahaa!

Then I THOUGHT my Stinky Schnooglet said "I told you so you human scum!" but my crazy ass imagination was playing tricks on me again!

And ja!

Everyone (sigh... INCLUDING you Gmash! ) is right I guess...

I should have patented that shit but you see the thingy is I actually HATE patents!

Why should I have to "prove" something I already know???

It really does make me turn into the incredible Roach Hulk(TM).

It SUCKS ASS to know that I was the first to come up with that idea I had it years ago but hey!

I should look on the Roachy / Bright side of life and be ever so grateful I actually came up with such a cool idea though!

If you are a lawyer.......... Then you better run away from mez because I has SHOTGUN of great fury!

Yak yak!

 

[Speed Daemon]

I told you to patent that sh*t!

If I had been allowed to patent all the stuff I invented as a kid, I'd be set for life.

The biggest thing I've learned as an inventor it the immense value of finding someone who believes in you and has the ability to turn your dreams into reality.

I hope you find yours, Stinky!

 

[Gmash]

Mr Stinkasaurus: The system might suck, but it's the system we gots, and you gots to play by tha rules if you wants ta git payed! lol

Hang in there, Stink Man, one day you'll be the one giving out the "I told you so's".

 

[Kelmar]

I told you to patent that sh*t!

Dammit, I told him that too!!!

 

[damewolf13]

Quite often the true innovators of their time are laughed at, and thought to be crazy, when they are actually creative genius's. It is because they think out of the box, and are usually misfits of a sort, but the truth is they just are ahead of their time, and the rest of us can't keep up.

 

[Member243850]

Ugh!

Hambug!

I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't had been for you meddling kids and that pathetic dog of yours named "Pork Chop"..,.,,,,....

Thank you my friendly bruizers and bruizettes for your legendary support.

The thing is I really freaking hate patents.

Oh my God even the thought of freaking patents makes me depressed.

I freaking despise how this world is, pretty much everybody lies and steals other peoples ideas or inventions.

(I aint talking about me self at all here but it has happened I think a lot mreo than it should have in the past and still today even.)

If you have the cash and the down right evil bastard attitude you can just steal peoples ideas left right and center.

It is sad patents even have to exist.

Why do they need to exist????

It all stinks.

Literally!

no jokes!

Quite often the true innovators of their time are laughed at, and thought to be crazy, when they are actually creative genius's. It is because they think out of the box, and are usually misfits of a sort, but the truth is they just are ahead of their time, and the rest of us can't keep up.

Hrrrmmmm

Hmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Spoiler

Well... I was warned about this lie damewolf13133311

A long time ago... in a smelly rabbit hole not so far away... Once Upon A Time In Mexico... and next to this little hole... I was drinking some Moon Shine and I was greeted by this really small "thing".

I to this day... do not know what this thing was... but I'd say this thing was about half the height of your average Metric ruler not chewed on yet by young kid... if you know basic division then it is about 15 cm. Don't fret! I still don't know how long and inch really is in cm!

Any who man!

It then introduced itself... and he called himself "The Ghost of Merlin's Beard".

I called him "Gomb" because I was too lazy to say "The Ghost of Merlin's Beard" every 5 minutes.

Gomb warned me of the most chaotic and destructive force known to mankind... and roaches...

He called it:

"The Theory Of Negativity!"

AND NO

Do not get confused with "The Theory of Relativity! "

Because that stuff is for real losers and wimps!

He said the theory of negativity can cause wars... drought, tears and strangely enough a lack of tasty fruit juices!

So what I am trying to say to you lamewolf13 is try not to see the glass as half empty!

But try to see that there is actually a glass there!

Try to see that it has water in it too!

Forget "half full".

Try to see that a lot of work went into making that glass and how hard it was that it is there!

Be grateful there is a glass there!

Try to see that some body had to pour water into that glass and it took a lot of work to get it into that glass whether it be through a tap or from a nice river... nevertheless someone had to walk a long way for all that or make it happen!

Try to see that the water in that glass is pure and can be gulped down when you are dying of thirst from drinking too much booz / alcohol.

And then you will realize that you are actually lucky you are still here...

SO NO THERE IS NO "SECRET" OR ANY "SPECIAL" PERSON IN THIS WORLD.

The truth is we are all special.

Even twins...

After all... you know yourself better than anyone you have ever met

Except me of course!

I know everyone better than themselves!

Even I know myself better than myself!

 

[Member243850]

But hell yes damewolf13!

You are right!

But there is that part of me that seriously disagrees that some people are "better" than others.

I say:

"In what way???

"What do you mean by "better"???



Have a great day!

 

[Member 536573]

 

[damewolf13]

Stinky.... Nowhere in my post is there any reference to anyone being better. No one is better than anyone else, we are all unique, and can not be compared...unless of course, you are picking out your future son-in-law!

 

[Member243850]

Sorry!

Good point!

Ugh sometimes I can be such an idiot!

I didn't read that at all!

I forgot to say thanks!