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iPhone 5g Preview

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UrbanMuppet said:
Says who?

"With the beautiful innovation that we have worked on, we have been able to increase the antenna size on our phones to accommodate high bandwidth and introduce 5g for all US Locations. You will now be able to use your phone to make phone calls and browse the internet unlike our previous models. It's innovative and it's never been done before!"

- Steve Jobs
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Praise be to Jobs!!
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I hear that it has great reception, but if you accidentally touch it, you get a jolt. A secret memo from Jobs says they will be announcing it as a magical revolutionary feature called the iTaser.
 
lunatic59 said:
I hear that it has great reception, but if you accidentally touch it, you get a jolt. A secret memo from Jobs says they will be announcing it as a magical revolutionary feature called the iTaser.
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its no accident. upon the shock a voice of Mr T is heard saying "this is the best phone ever Mother F***er"
 
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