[joke thread] The Passenger Side Door Panel is Still Grey Primer

[Frisco]

Plus the left rear hubcap is missing.

I'm going to remove one more hubcap and put the two remaining on one side. That way people will see either a car they think has no hubcaps, or has all of them, depending on which side they happen to see.

The question: which side should I put the hubcaps on? I think they should be on the side with the good, stock painted door. That way the "junker effect" will be optimized on the side with the primered door.

 

[Davdi]

lose the remaining hubcaps, paint the wheels bodycolour, and fit chrome centre caps & domed nuts. Or look at this site: Hubcap Heaven

 

[Frisco]

lose the remaining hubcaps, paint the wheels bodycolour, and fit chrome centre caps & domed nuts. Or look at this site: Hubcap Heaven

 

[SUroot]

Why is "paint the door" not an option?

 

[Frisco]

Why is "paint the door" not an option?

Ran out of paint?

 

[EarlyMon]

:rofl:

I wanted to vote for two options.

If there's no paint, make it look good on the one side and then torch it.

 

[Gmash]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Bob Maxey]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Aren't you forgetting Photoshop? Not only did it happen, but Elvis was in the building eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches with Mork from Ork.

 

[Frisco]

Aren't you forgetting Photoshop? Not only did it happen, but Elvis was in the building eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches with Mork from Ork.

These things just aren't true.

 

[Clementine_3]

These things just aren't true.

Indeed they are true. I saw on TV that you can't put stuff on the internet that isn't true. We all know everything on TV is true so that means everything on the internet IS true, which means all of that is true. Silly Frisco.

 

[Gmash]

Make it look good on one side, then only drive around in circles with the good side facing out lol.

 

[Frisco]

Make it look good on one side, then only drive around in circles with the good side facing out lol.

I'm a lot of things, multifaceted and tri-lingual, but I'll never be a NASCAR fan.

Sorry. NO OFFENSE.

 

[A.Nonymous]

Indeed they are true. I saw on TV that you can't put stuff on the internet that isn't true. We all know everything on TV is true so that means everything on the internet IS true, which means all of that is true. Silly Frisco.

See, I had this discussion the other day with some good friends of mine. We concluded that everything on the Internet and everything on TV is fake. Furthermore, everything in print is fake as well. That's right. This post is, in fact, fake. As is the one quoted.

**mind blown**

 

[Clementine_3]

That's right. This post is, in fact, fake.

**mind blown**

I like it!!
A factual fake, or is it a faked fact, or perhaps a factually faked actual fake...factually speaking, of course.

 

[Frisco]

I like it!!
A factual fake, or is it a faked fact, or perhaps a factually faked actual fake...factually speaking, of course.

^

 

[huh]

I say put them on both sides..paint something like frankensteins monsters face..or zombie etc.. on the hubcap on the primer door side...
and paint something like the guy from monopoly's face or Charlie Sheen's saying winning... on the other..