Kids Say the Darndest Things

[rootabaga]

Art Linkletter warmed hearts and tickled funny bones weekly with his TV show, and there is so much of stuff in that genre all over the net, I thought it might be fun to have a thread to collect and share some of them.

I’ll start with one I stumbled across...

 

[Davdi]

When my son was abot 3 years old, he wanted chocolate but didn't want to ask directly, so he said "I want something brown and interesting in my hand".

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Tootsie Roll.

 

[BrickHouse]

When my son was about 6 he told me the cat had diarrhea …
He said “Dad, the cat has an exhaust leak.”