To be more clear, I will type out parts of my conversations:
My friend wrote:
"I want to go into these interviews knowing that we might not have our chorus teacher at the end. I hope [redacted] is okay with that. If none of them fit I want to keep looking."
I got the chime notifying me of a new text message, and when I opened my message app, the following text was sitting there waiting for me to hit send:
"Don't. You came to the right person. I really don't like to toot my own horn, but "
To be perfectly clear, I did NOT type any of the preceding text; it had been generated for me by some mysterious source. Maybe it's some new HTC 10 predictive response, or maybe our friends at the NSA hacked my phone. Who knows? It's funny that my friend was talking about the interviews we were attending in search of a new choir teacher at our school, but my phone's auto text response assumed that I was going to be an interviewee!
Another friend wrote:
"Hey, do you think I can have you pick up food the day of the wedding? I was thinking of getting catered affair sandwiches, and can give you my credit card the night before"
My phone thought I should respond with:
"I know, it's so weird to say wife after so many years. "
I am probably the least emotional person that I know. I would never willingly type anything like that above. What's amazing is that while most people use a single space after a period, I never broke my habit of double spacing at the end of a sentence, as you can see in this forum. My friends appear to use a single space, but if you look closely, you will notice that the automatically generated messages for me use double spaces.
In order to scientifically observe what my phone would do next, my wife wrote:
"Are you [redacted]"
And my phone decided to respond:
"[redacted] is apparently having an Applebee 's"
To be very clear, I have not made any mistakes in retyping these responses. There was a noticeable space between Applebee and the apostrophe s.
Sadly, my phone has only done this on the three separate occasions listed above. I almost wish this happened every time someone texted me. At least then I could see if tinkering with different settings would affect it. The only link between the three conversations where this occurred is that I had not sent or received a text from them within the past 24 hours. This makes it much more difficult to perform controlled experiments with changing the settings.