My conversation with Apple online chat.

[lastking419]

Now before people starting getting mad about false facts I just want to say that THIS IS A TROLL.

Hi! Welcome to Apple. My name is David. How can I help you?

Why should I get an Iphone 6plus and not a samsung galaxy note 4?

I am not sure that I understand your question.

You would get an iPhone 6 Plus because you want one.

The reasoning is simple.

yes but which phone is better?

i want the best phone

I am not familiar with Samsung.

I cannot comment or speak on their products.

why not?

I like Apple and I use their products.

I didnt ask what you liked

I cannot comment on Samsung because I do not use their products.

i wanted to know which phone is better

That would depend on the customers wants and needs.

I need the best phone

Personally I feel the iPhone 6 is the best, but opinions differ from person to person.

why do you feel it is the best

Because I feel that Apple is the best company.

But their cell phones dont perform as well as samsung's

Customers placed over 4 million pre-orders for the new iPhone 6 during the first 24 hours pre-orders were available.

Four million people also think the iPhone 6 is the best and the pre-orders just keep rolling in.

4 millon people wanted an extra inch

Four million people wanted the new iPhone 6.

becuase of an extra inch

They put their pre-orders in, and the pre-orders haven't stopped rolling in.

ok but performance wise, which phone is more powerful

thats all i need to know before I place a pre order

i dont want to pay 650 for an iphone when I could play 670 for a better phone

The iPhone 6/iPhone 6 Plus is the most desired cell phone on planet Earth right now.

No one can argue with that level of demand.

I dont care about the demand or who has the most popular phone. I want the most powerful phone. Can apple provide me with the most powerful phone

?

We're trying our best to meet that level of demand.

That would be a decision for you to make.

Are you an Apple customer?

Have you ever owned an iPhone>

yes

If you have then you already know what Apple brings to the table.

I phone 5

they dont bring enough for the price

If you've never had an iPhone before, then go ahead and give the new iPhone 6 a try.

You won't know what it can do until you have it in your hands anyway.

why should I risk it?

Why should you not?

bc I dont have money to waste

That is a choice for you to make.

We have the best cell phone on the market right now.

why is it the best

besides the demands

does it shoot 4k video

That's something you will have to decide for yourself.

is it water resistant

I cannot speculate as to why you would think the iPhone is the best.

In fact, use this link and make the comparison for yourself.

Apple should allow use of SD cards

(gives me website of ShitPhone 6 specs)

ive read the specs

I just wanted to see what ******* dumbasses they have working for them

For me to best assist you keep our conversation respectful, please.

ok sorry

i was angry

i just think that apple should be a contender when i comes to powerful phones

Thank you for chatting with me and I hope that it was an enjoyable experience. Is there anything else I can help you with?

A galaxy s3 could compete with an Iphone

no

i want to have a conversation

Is there something that i can help you with, please?

yes

Andriod Kit Kat 4.4 vs IOS 8?

That does not sound like an Apple product.

IOS 8

are you ******* retarted

I'm sorry, but I'm unable to continue this conversation. If you'd like to work with us in the future, please contact us at 1-800-MY-APPLE.

 

[bjacks12]

Congrats?

I guess we should be laughing because you're making android users look like 13 year old idiots?

 

[Medion]

Congrats?

I guess we should be laughing because you're making android users look like 13 year old idiots?

He probably thought he was cooler than the rest of us perceive him. I did this once and felt like a total tool after posting it. Hopefully he's smart enough to learn the same lesson.

And I guarantee you that once he left that chat, the Apple employee on the other end told his colleagues, "Hey guys, just talked to another virgin!"

 

[dibblebill]

Posting the disclaimer that "THIS IS A TROLL" does not make something funny if it isn't already funny. It also doesn't exempt you from criticism. You should take a walk in the shoes of a service person before giving them an unnecessarily hard time.

 

[lunatic59]

Let me first say that I've moved this thread to the lounge. It's not really about Android at all. It could have as easily been about a Blackberry or Windows Phone.

While it does follow the (somewhat disturbing) trend in comedy of being "punked", it isn't all that funny and really doesn't portray Android users in a very good light (not sure I'd go so far as 13-year-olds, bjacks).

One of the things we try to foster here is respectful conversation about Android, which included those products that compete against it. It's even part of the rules.

General Conduct: Admittedly, I'm probably a little more anal about this topic than some. I have very little tolerance for uncalled for disrespect. With that said.. read on. Please treat other members with respect. These forums were put together for Android fans to come together and help each other, collaborate and discuss in a positive way – not bash on someone because you don't like their idea, or because they don't share the same views as you. We are big into the free speech idea here. So you're free to say what you think – but do it in a constructive, positive, 'add to the conversation' kinda way – not the condescending 'I don't like what you're saying so you suck' kinda way. We encourage mature debates – discourage childish arguments.

Lord knows, I've taken a shot or two at Cupertino, especially when they fire the first salvo with their marketing BS and haughty attitudes. I'm neither a fan of Apple products or their corporate philosophy, but many people embrace it and find it a superior product. While I don't agree with their choice, I will defend their right to make it as long as they don't try to impose it on me.

Consideration, freedom, respect ... in addition to knowledge and helping out people with technology ... that's what we like to be about here. I don't think prank phone calls to a customer service representative who's just trying to do his job is really that respectful or constructive, so now that we've had out little chuckle at someone else's expense, I'm going to close this thread.

If you think it should be re-opened, just shoot me a PM.