Pep
Android Enthusiast
Good Lord it is an Australian!!!
The enemy!
Quick!
Some body beat this guy with the big stick!
Quickly!
Before it tries to talk again!
Hurry!
G'Day
You're gonna need a bigger stick MATE!!!!!
STRAYA
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G'Day
You're gonna need a bigger stick MATE!!!!!
STRAYA
rabidhunter
Android Expert
Well, it's done. It's over. Every thing is over. Your argument is invalid, completely.
rabidhunter
Android Expert
I found perfect flooring for you Stinky Stinky
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Member243850
Guest
Hmmmmmmmmm.... yes I like!
I like very very much!
Well done Igor!
You have finally proven your worth to me!
Now go and clean out my toilets!
Here are some free instructions I am giving to you free of charge because I am such a nice and generous guy deep down inside and I like flowers, bubble gum, rainbows and other things that are all magical like Unicorns and yada yada.
Now go clean out my toilet!!!
I like very very much!
Well done Igor!
You have finally proven your worth to me!
Now go and clean out my toilets!
Here are some free instructions I am giving to you free of charge because I am such a nice and generous guy deep down inside and I like flowers, bubble gum, rainbows and other things that are all magical like Unicorns and yada yada.
Now go clean out my toilet!!!
zuben el genub
Extreme Android User
I could give you a funny about skid marks in the rooming house/apartment we lived in.
zuben el genub
Extreme Android User
First - Landlord was supposed to supply TP. He never did, so we bought our own and left it by our door to take with us into the communal john.
I went in and there were 2 really long skidmarks in the tub. Went downstairs and got the landlord. Convinced him it was the idiot in the next door apartment. Landlord actually lays in wait at the top of the stairs for said idiot, and lambasted him verbally in English and Hungarian for 15 minutes. Then landlord made idiot clean up the "make dirty"
After that, the landlord inspected the idiot's room and there was a pile of dirty underwear in the closet. It also dawned on the landlord that the idiot was flushing his undies down the toilet when the pile got too big. Idiot hadn't heard about laundromats, apparently.
The funny outcome was that the Vulcan's parents got us to go to church with them one Sunday morning. We took the bike. The idiot was an usher and damn near dropped the basket when he fled up the aisle.
I went in and there were 2 really long skidmarks in the tub. Went downstairs and got the landlord. Convinced him it was the idiot in the next door apartment. Landlord actually lays in wait at the top of the stairs for said idiot, and lambasted him verbally in English and Hungarian for 15 minutes. Then landlord made idiot clean up the "make dirty"
After that, the landlord inspected the idiot's room and there was a pile of dirty underwear in the closet. It also dawned on the landlord that the idiot was flushing his undies down the toilet when the pile got too big. Idiot hadn't heard about laundromats, apparently.
The funny outcome was that the Vulcan's parents got us to go to church with them one Sunday morning. We took the bike. The idiot was an usher and damn near dropped the basket when he fled up the aisle.