Off topic once again: fridge cat

[MoodyBlues]

Seriously, I have to do something (noncruel) about this cat! Just yesterday he stole another piece of cheese out of the fridge. I got it back but not before he bit into it. It was expensive, too. How the heck do I keep him out of there?

On various TV shows, I've seen refrigerators kept locked by use of a chain wrapped around it and secured with a padlock. Unsightly? Inconvenient? Yes indeed--but it works.

Also, how do I get a refund from Amazon for that worthless fridge lock?

Go into your order history and locate the lock; you'll see whether its return window is still open. If not, don't despair! Call Amazon (or, actually, have them call you--which they do immediately) and politely explain the issue and see if they'll issue a refund [as they have for me]. They'll probably tell you to toss the product, rather than return it [as they have for me multiple times].