Predictive text silliness

[PattiCakeUS]

In another thread where someone asked for keyboard recommendations, someone posted what came up for them when they just pressed the middle prediction button on their phone, so of course a couple of others had to try it. It made for some entertaining results, so I thought it might be fun to see what comes up for other people (keep in mind I'm easily entertained...)

Since predictive text keyboards change the more you type, your results should change over time. Post your results here & tell us which keyboard you're using!

Using Swiftkey, pressing just the left button, I get this:
following up with the <someone's last name> side effects of a couple different from what I've seen a few times lately and more importantly the the the the

 

[PattiCakeUS]

SwiftKey middle button:
30 but I think it's actually a bad idea for a while so I can see the attached to the theater and more than a few days ago and more than a few days ago

 

[PattiCakeUS]

SwiftKey predictions vary slightly if you've already typed text. Here's what the middle button gives me with nothing else typed first:
I am a beautiful person who is emotionally and more than a few days ago and more than a few days ago

 

[mikedt]

Aoya to be in touch and I don't know if I had a couple more than a week and the most important to me and there are a bit more time with you and the most important to me and there are a bit more time with you and the most important to me and there

啊了一次我不能在我不能在我不能在我不能

 

[PattiCakeUS]

oh wow that's what the issue is not only did he do it is the first thing you should know by the time I restart your day with my best friends in Bloomington to get to that end to a few weeks and months and years old now that the longer term of a hat in my car to a few weeks and months and years old now that the longer term of a hat in my car

Right button only. Oh, & I don't have a hat in my car!

 

[PattiCakeUS]

following Android app and more of the time but it is not the only way I can see something like to see if it was love the idea of a hat in a few hours ago by the time to get the best way of the time but it is not the only way I can see something like to see if it was love the way I can see something like to know that I desire you can do that for the first time we have a lot to work on other things to.....

That was using left, middle, right buttons repeatedly. Looks like it could continue on for a while without repeating the exact same thing.

 

[PattiCakeUS]

it was the new York city of this message and the other day of this is live with you have to be able and the other day of this is live

that's the left button of the google keyboard

 

[paulbates]

I like this. Maybe a forum game of a predictive text haiku, one post of three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 presses respectively?

it was the new York
city of this message and the other
day of this is live

..or..

this is live with you
have to be able and the other
day of this is live

 

[PattiCakeUS]

I don't know how to get to that end of the weekend of June and more than just a little bit more about it and I will not be a good match for my troubles and more importantly the same time I restart your computer to the circus the the the same time I restart your computer to the circus the the the same...

SwiftKey, middle left middle left rinse & repeat

 

[Mikestony]

I think that one really got to Brian at work and I am tired of it now for the attached work order and the credit card form

SwiftKey, middle button..
LOL, this thread is funny [emoji1]

 

[PattiCakeUS]

Ha! That one came out better than any of mine have! At first I started to read yours & I thought... hmm.. maybe he meant this for the Rant thread