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"RokTV" (spoofing
MTV ); reporting on the fictitious and
psychotically violent rapper "Fur-Q"
Harfynn Teuport: The work of he's a singer
Bob Dylan is to be reappraised following
the discovery of a film which shows several
of his songs including the classic
Subterranean Homesick Blues being sung
as long ago as 1947 by the singer/
songwriter George Formby.
Footage
Harfynn Teuport: Dylan, who is in hospital
after eating a rotten wolf, has so far been
unavailable for comment.
Ian Curtis (a skeleton swinging on a rope):
Hello, Ian Curtis here, I watch Rok TV every
day!
Harfynn Teuport: That's the news where
it's gone, time now for Suki Bapswent with
her special brand of things.
Sukie Bapswent: What-ho, I'm Sukie
Bapswent!
Harfynn Teuport: Mm!
Sukie Bapswent: Uh-oh, now go 'wow' for
the latest sounds from Nirvana! They've
been commissioned to do the music behind
the new PantySmile sanitary products
campaign. Okay boys, hit me with those
ultra-pads!
Kurt Cobain:
Once a month / You'll become a slave
To a tidal wave / Yeah
Body's little clock / Could mess up your
frock
But Panty Smile's a lovely thing
It absorbs every thing
Chorus
You can wear them / In the high street
Body contours / Very discreet
And the comfort / You won't be-lieve
'Cause the topsheet / Is a dryweave
Yeah. Panty / Yeah / Smile
Panty / Yeah / Smile
Panty / Yeah / Smile
Panty / Yeah / Smile
Voiceover : Panty Smile. A Comfy Pal who
says Never Mind.
Episode 2 (26 January 1994)
QUOTE
YouTube - THE DAY TODAY - Rok TV
"RokTV" (spoofing
MTV ); reporting on the fictitious and
psychotically violent rapper "Fur-Q"
Harfynn Teuport: The work of he's a singer
Bob Dylan is to be reappraised following
the discovery of a film which shows several
of his songs including the classic
Subterranean Homesick Blues being sung
as long ago as 1947 by the singer/
songwriter George Formby.
Footage
Harfynn Teuport: Dylan, who is in hospital
after eating a rotten wolf, has so far been
unavailable for comment.
Ian Curtis (a skeleton swinging on a rope):
Hello, Ian Curtis here, I watch Rok TV every
day!
Harfynn Teuport: That's the news where
it's gone, time now for Suki Bapswent with
her special brand of things.
Sukie Bapswent: What-ho, I'm Sukie
Bapswent!
Harfynn Teuport: Mm!
Sukie Bapswent: Uh-oh, now go 'wow' for
the latest sounds from Nirvana! They've
been commissioned to do the music behind
the new PantySmile sanitary products
campaign. Okay boys, hit me with those
ultra-pads!
Kurt Cobain:
Once a month / You'll become a slave
To a tidal wave / Yeah
Body's little clock / Could mess up your
frock
But Panty Smile's a lovely thing
It absorbs every thing
Chorus
You can wear them / In the high street
Body contours / Very discreet
And the comfort / You won't be-lieve
'Cause the topsheet / Is a dryweave
Yeah. Panty / Yeah / Smile
Panty / Yeah / Smile
Panty / Yeah / Smile
Panty / Yeah / Smile
Voiceover : Panty Smile. A Comfy Pal who
says Never Mind.
Episode 2 (26 January 1994)
QUOTE
YouTube - THE DAY TODAY - Rok TV