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Stupidest Quote From A Pro Athlete

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as439726

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What is the stupidest thing you've ever heard an athlete say?
Please try and be as accurate as possible.
 
"My wiener has never been so exhausted."
-- NASCAR's Kurt Busch after outlasting three other drivers to win the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race at Lowe's Motor Speedway
 
"The trade to Florida turned my career around 360degrees"
- Ed Jovanovski, NHL defenseman
 
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
 
Not any particular quote, but I friggin hate it when an athlete gets interviewed and *completely* ignores the question. i.e.

Reporter - "so, mr. _______ your coach said you guys put a wrinkle in your gameplan specifically for tonight, do you think that's what put you over the edge"
Idiot - "well, you just gotta go out there and give it your best... we had faith in each other and just went out there and did our best"

Me - :confused:
 
Keithwg24 said:
Not any particular quote, but I friggin hate it when an athlete gets interviewed and *completely* ignores the question. i.e.

Reporter - "so, mr. _______ your coach said you guys put a wrinkle in your gameplan specifically for tonight, do you think that's what put you over the edge"
Idiot - "well, you just gotta go out there and give it your best... we had faith in each other and just went out there and did our best"

Me - :confused:
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So true.
 
I had to google the exact quote I was looking for and came across all the gems... I hope I don't render the thread impudent


"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
-Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team
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Sports Hollywood - Dumbest Sports Quotes

Some of the other gems I found on the site...

"Raise the urinals."
-Darrel Chaney on how management could keep the Braves on their toes
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"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."
-- Cavaliers forward Drew Gooden on the ups and downs of his NBA career
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"I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers... I mean Chargers."
-Bill Belichick
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"We're not attempting to circumcise rules."
-Bill Cowher, Pittsburgh Steelers coach
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that amphibious one is classic, i think i even hear Bill Raftery refer to it tongue in cheek describing players at times
 
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