The Best Part About...

[rootabaga]

Might be fun to have a running thread of fill-in-the-blank.

Here's my starter:

Checking in for your flight from your mobile phone is that you later get to see Southwest Airlines ads as you browse AF.

 

[no one]

....this thread, is the 2nd post.

 

[Dngrsone]

...traveling to the east coast is that l finally get to wake up at a reasonable hour. :/

 

[Deleted User]

...running is that you can eat loads of food.

 

[Dngrsone]

The best part of running is when you stop...

 

[Bg260]

.... waking up is going back to bed after you pee. Not Folgers.

 

[kokiangel]

...getting older is counting down the months to retirement. Not the years. Not that being retirement age means we get to retire anymore!

 

[The_Chief]

You don't... I've been retired for a decade and every day's a Monday

 

[shalemail]

being happily married is beginning and ending each day where you are happiest, in their arms.

 

[no one]

being happily married is beginning and ending each day where you are happiest, in their arms.

.... marriage, is divorce.

 

[kokiangel]

Ouch!

 

[The_Chief]

.... marriage, is divorce.

I think you're doing something wrong... I've been married close to 26 years and I still wake her up with coffee in bed

 

[The_Chief]

Uh no... I really do make her coffee and take it to the bedroom to wake her up. At my age, I don't have many euphemisms anymore

 

[Dngrsone]

Uh no... I really do make her coffee and take it to the bedroom to wake her up. At my age, I don't have many euphemisms anymore

[emoji14]

same same...

 

[Deleted User]

Is that a euphemism?

That really didn't occur to me.

 

[Dngrsone]

online forums is that I can ignore the more obnoxious people.

 

[The_Chief]

@rootabaga I think a lot of the problems with our modern education system (if you can call it that), besides the whole concept of Common Core, is that kids are spoon-fed information and there is absolutely no teaching people HOW to learn. There is NO critical thinking skills taught... it's the only explanation why a grown woman in the next town over from me could fall for THIS:

http://www.thunder1320.com/news/irs-scam-gets-victim-for-6000/

 

[Dngrsone]

What better way to ensure that the plebes remain in their place than to restrict their education to bare minimums?