The crazy neighbors

[lunatic59]

I just walked out my door and say that our whackadoodle neighbors have painted their front door pink. It's bad enough that they load their yard up with giant seasonal inflated characters for every holiday under the sun and their drive is full of half-running cars that never seem to move. Now I have to look at THAT?

 

[Deleted User]

Does sound a bit whacky.
Reminds me of our neighbours down the road, who painted the entire side of their house in a shade similar to this

Fortunately it was not facing us.

 

[dan330]

LOL

 

[Member243850]

Sheesh sounds heavy!

We had at one point some Nigerian drug dealers next door who had painted "their" walls with graffiti!

They were tenants and the o night they w w high they jumped over our wall and started stealing our clothes on the line!

South Africa is beyond insane lol!

And everytime someone would call the police they would flush their drugs down the toilet!

Hahahahahaha it was so crazy I remember now I was still back in school back then I yelled to my dad to get his gun ready because they had jumped over the wall (again high as a kite) but you can't shoot people here who jump over your wall or you will go straight to jail for murder - criminals have more rights than anybody else in this crap hole.

I need to fire a warning shot 1st b b then you are already dead (because they don't give a shit about any of that) and they have raped your whole family.

 

[Deleted User]

I need to fire a warning shot 1st b b then you are already dead (because they don't give a shit about any of that) and they have raped your whole family.

Now that is heavy. You're not really selling the whole SA experience Stinky

 

[lunatic59]

Blood orange would have matched their scarecrow, giant inflatable cartoon vampire and 47 pumpkins much better than pink.

 

[Deleted User]

Blood orange would have matched their scarecrow, giant inflatable cartoon vampire and 47 pumpkins much better than pink.

I can only imagine what the inflatable situation is like at that certain time of year, which I won't mention. Must be hell for you.

 

[lunatic59]

I dream of switching their blower fan for a gas cylinder of hydrogen ... and reenacting the Hindenburg Disaster.

 

[no one]

Oh the humanity!

 

[lunatic59]

Oh the humanity!

 

[dan330]

wonder if that would taste like pork?

 

[lunatic59]

Sea cow.

 

[no one]

Don't be silly, it tastes like mermaid.

 

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