Things that indicate you're going to have a very bad day?

[KBU2]

For me the thing that indicated I was going to have a very bad day was when One morning I heard a strange sounding bird chirping near my window seal and I noticed it was a buzzard, And at that point I knew I was going to have a very bad day.

 

[lunatic59]

Awww, don't knock buzzards. They are nature's clean-up crew. We have turkey vultures (aka buzzards) nesting in the woods behind our house. They are majestic birds in flight. Not so much once they land and start tearing the putrid flesh off roadkill.

 

[KBU2]

Awww, don't knock buzzards. They are nature's clean-up crew. We have turkey vultures (aka buzzards) nesting in the woods behind our house. They are majestic birds in flight. Not so much once they land and start tearing the putrid flesh of roadkill.

Somehow from a distance that freaky thing look like the Grim Reaper with wings.

 

[KBU2]

Your girlfriend or wife wake up in the morning and say good morning Tom but your name is Larry is an indication you may have a very bad day.

 

[lvt]

Your girlfriend or wife wake up in the morning and say good morning Tom but your name is Larry is an indication you may have a very bad day.

It's even worse when Tom is your best friend.

 

[lunatic59]

...or your father.

 

[Jfalls63]

If I get all green lights on the way to work, I know my day is gonna suck!

 

[Mikestony]

If I get all green lights on the way to work, I know my day is gonna suck!

all the GREEN lights??? That should make you think the rest of the day will be a breeze!!

 

[Jfalls63]

all the GREEN lights??? That should make you think the rest of the day will be a breeze!!

In my case, it means that is the best it's gonna get and I'm usually walking into a plant with a lot of broken equipment to fix.
It's a bad omen.

 

[KBU2]

all the GREEN lights??? That should make you think the rest of the day will be a breeze!!

He means when things too good to be true, it's really too good to be true so he knows it's something bad awaits him in the mist.

 

[KBU2]

@Jfalls63 Im like that when things going too well for me for a extended amount of time I know that its something horrible is going to happen real soon. So me and misery is pretty good company and total joy and tranquility scares the hell out of me.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

… ..when it was my day to bring in boxes of donuts , spending over $60… .to find a different type of box on my and a few friends desks and we got our very own personal escort… ..(layoffsblike 8byrs ago)

 

[Jfalls63]

When I was younger, I would pick jobs working a lot of hours. 7 -12's or more. Bank as much as possible then hope for layoff during hunting season.

 

[Mikestony]

In my case, it means that is the best it's gonna get and I'm usually walking into a plant with a lot of broken equipment to fix.
It's a bad omen.

He means when things too good to be true, it's really too good to be true so he knows it's something bad awaits him in the mist.

Ah, I see whatcha mean

 

[lvt]

...or your father.

Could be a very bad day for everyone in the house.