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U.s. Department of homeland security

Bob Maxey

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SECRET SERVICE, DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
WASHINGTON,DC 20528,USA.

Good day, This is the Department of Homeland Security we have vital mission: to secure the nation from the many threats we face as well as internet Fraud. This requires the dedication of more than 230,000 employees in jobs that range from aviation and border security to emergency response, from cybersecurity analyst to chemical facility inspector. Our duties are wide-ranging, but our goal is clear - keeping America safe.

We are happy to inform you that your funds valued at US$10,700,000.00 (Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) have been approved by the Treasury Department of the United States.

Kindly get back to us for further directives.

Note: Do not reply to any e-mail that comes from the FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III. The FBI director does not e-mail people; He will rather send an agent to your door step in person. Do not fall a victim of scam again, a word is enough for the wise.

Thank you and have a good day.

Signed:

Mark Sullivan
Director, United States Secret Service

What can I say.
 
Hmmm...

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SECRET SERVICE, DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
WASHINGTON,DC 20528,USA.

Good day, This is the Department of Homeland Security we have vital mission: to secure the nation from the many threats we face as well as internet Fraud. This requires the dedication of more than 230,000 employees in jobs that range from aviation and border security to emergency response, from cybersecurity analyst to chemical facility inspector. Our duties are wide-ranging, but our goal is clear - keeping America safe.

We are happy to inform you that your funds valued at US$10,700,000.00 (Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) have been approved by the Treasury Department of the United States.

Kindly get back to us for further directives.

Note: Do not reply to any e-mail that comes from the FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III. The FBI director does not e-mail people; He will rather send an agent to your door step in person. Do not fall a victim of scam again, a word is enough for the wise.

Thank you and have a good day.

Signed:

Mark Sullivan
Director, United States Secret Service

What can I say.

Me thinks this is a joke. Clue: No Source.
 
Me thinks this is a joke. Clue: No Source.

Me thinks I kinda know it is a joke.

I laughed at this part: "Note: Do not reply to any e-mail that comes from the FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III. The FBI director does not e-mail people; He will rather send an agent to your door step in person. Do not fall a victim of scam again, a word is enough for the wise."

I do not think the DHS would put it quite that way.
 
Yeah, clearly American English is not their native language.

I got a chuckle out of the since 1492 pic. I'm allowed to laugh at that I'm ethnically Native.

DHS should be abolished. It is the instrument that is stripping our freedoms.

My career as a pirate ended due to I.C.E. and their unlawful tactics.
I released education shows and documentaries because the copywrong laws prevented a lot of educational programing does not make it to much of the world. Knowledge should not be constrained for profit. For this I was labelled a criminal, ok fine. When they started labeling us as terrorists well that's it. I have a family that relies on me.
I still wait for a knock at the door because even though I took my files down from where I posted them I had tagged a lot of my releases early on with my name and people have reupped them leaving my tag in to give me credit.

Its time to wake up people. Providing educational material to people who do not have access makes you a Terrorist.
 
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