Woman assaults officers w/breast milk

[quest7]

And she's a school teacher, WTF.

Ohio Police Sprayed with Breast Milk; Woman Charged with Assault - News - LawOfficer.com

YouTube - ‪Drunk Mother Allegedly Sprays Police With Breast Milk‬‏

 

[Knewz]

The officer should be thanking her. I hear breast milk does wonders for your skin......

 

[quest7]

the officer should be thanking her. I hear breast milk does wonders for your skin......

, removed her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the car with her breast milk...LMAO

 

[Dark Jedi]

I heard of getting it fresh from the tap, but this is ridiculous lol.

 

[Tangent]

I seem to recall that "assault" used to mean actual harm came to the victim. You know, a bruise, burn, cut, etc... Quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to file assault charges on somebody for squirting me with milk...

 

[Martimus]

Apparently the officer wasn't around for this silly but iconic advertising campaign

YouTube - ‪Milk: It Does a Body Good‬‏

 

[ElasticNinja]

She mustn't have been too good looking if the officer filed a complaint

 

[vailpass]

Busted.

 

[Dark Jedi]

I seem to recall that "assault" used to mean actual harm came to the victim. You know, a bruise, burn, cut, etc... Quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to file assault charges on somebody for squirting me with milk...

Better re read the law books then. You can even verbally assault someone. That leaves no marks or bruises and so on,

I could touch you with my finger and you can file assault charges on me.

 

[ElasticNinja]

I could touch you with my finger and you can file assault charges on me.

Watch where that finger goes, you could be up for a different kind of assault

 

[Dark Jedi]

Watch where that finger goes, you could be up for a different kind of assault

Well plug it with some cork from your city and you have nothing to worry about.

 

[ElasticNinja]

Well plug it with some cork from your city and you have nothing to worry about.

Cork (Irish: Corcaigh, pronounced [ˈkˠorkˠɪɟ], from corcach, meaning "swamp")


Nothing to do with Cork

 

[vailpass]

Cork (Irish: Corcaigh, pronounced [ˈkˠorkˠɪɟ], from corcach, meaning "swamp")


Nothing to do with Cork

Guess we don't watch you as closely as you watch us.