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what kind of reporting is this? headline.. "never dies"

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dan330

Extreme Android User
http://phandroid.com/2015/09/29/pixel-c-android-tablet-annouced/

reporter.. mumble jumble twisted-false statement ..

it charges off the Tablet... when connected to tablet.. if tablet stays charged.
= "never needs to be charged" = never dies

so a phone that has wireless charging...
if you always put it on the charging surface.. within 10-hrs each time you take it off...
this is phone is awesome and incredible .. it never needs to be charged and will never die!!!!!
wooooooowwwww

I personally hate... crap like this!
 
Ya know...

... these kinds of people - the ones that always LIE even to sell their own grandmother... these kinds of people would make great fertilizer!

Now...le sigh... people start to think I am "inhumane" and "an evil bastard hell bent on my own version of good and pure with a heart of stone to the feeble minded"

.... jaaaaaaaaaaaa .... but really... why am I seenz as a complete and utter jerk when these kinds of people would make awesome fertilizer?

You seeeee... the roaches / worms... they are very looooonely.... and the roaches... they have no friends! :(

Life is very sad when you are a roach! :'-(

Why not be a gentleman and help feed the roaches by becoming fertilizer?

Think of it this way...

If you are a WORTHLESS LIAR and you would like to sell your own grandmother on the black market to buy that indoor jacuzi / pool you always wanted... then you would make some great fertilizer!

Remember that roaches need friends too! ;)

:)
 
How can it never need a charge though? .... hmmm... I am skeptical... but then maybe I need to become fertilizer! :D

Does it seriously never need to charge???

That would be awesome now!

unless like a dork i have completely misunderstood everything about that article :-)
 
I don't know about the fertilizer idea. I certainly wouldn't want my food grown in grandmother-cheating liars.

Now plenty of our members have phones that don't need to be charged and will never die, because they bricked 'em. ;) They're already dead!
 
lunatic59 said:
I don't know about the fertilizer idea. I certainly wouldn't want my food grown in grandmother-cheating liars.

Now plenty of our members have phones that don't need to be charged and will never die, because they bricked 'em. ;) They're already dead!
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bwhahaha!

xD

lol! :D

lol you always make me laugh Loony :D

hmmmmm hrrmmm hrmmm hmmm deeeep in thought hummm of extreme concentration and focus hrmm hrmm hum hummm..... but what if there really is a battery technology / method / system / or other sort of idea that has some form or method that can make it charge forever and it wasn't some cheesy dodgy car salesman wannabe crook good for nothing (or maaaybe good for fertilizer? :D) that is just trying to sell his garbage and lies to the most child like buyer?

It is like one of those guys that would sell his friend off on ebay or something when he least expects or what ever... or something.. like that :D

Hmmmmmmmm... I wonder.... does it really do what they claim it to do? Or have I smoked too many "happy pipes" that I misunderstood it and that it does actually work?

Hmmmm.... very cool if it does actually exist!!!!!!

 
The last person to seriously consider free power from the air was Nicholas Tesla, and I KNOW you know about him Stinky. :D

We each have our idols/heros/inspirations or perhaps we were allotted a small portion of their recycled soul. I've got Van Gogh, you've got Tesla. :D :D
 
lunatic59 said:
The last person to seriously consider free power from the air was Nicholas Tesla, and I KNOW you know about him Stinky. :D

We each have our idols/heros/inspirations or perhaps we were allotted a small portion of their recycled soul. I've got Van Gogh, you've got Tesla. :D :D
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Ahh ... now that explains why I talk to the pigeons! :D

But this time I don't love the number 3! ;)

Because 3 is a crowd!

MWHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

XD

lol

But these days... I love the number....

ONE

>;-)

mwhahahahahaaa!!!
 
Stinky Stinky said:
How can it never need a charge though? .... hmmm... I am skeptical... but then maybe I need to become fertilizer! :D

Does it seriously never need to charge???

That would be awesome now!

unless like a dork i have completely misunderstood everything about that article :)
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It's the keyboard that doesn't need to be charged, because it runs off of the tablet's power, but of course the tablet still needs to be charged, so it's a matter of semantics. Definitely an over-hyped headline, borderline misleading clickbait.
 
Gmash said:
It's the keyboard that doesn't need to be charged, because it runs off of the tablet's power, but of course the tablet still needs to be charged, so it's a matter of semantics. Definitely an over-hyped headline, borderline misleading clickbait.
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Well then... this means... TURN THEM INTO FERTILIZER

At least the worms and roaches will have something interesting to play with! :)
 
Clementine_3 said:
Stinky!
Carry on.
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Lol thanks Clementine :D

I wonder... if it is better to linger and learn from the shadows... or ignite / enlighten the dead .... because the dead hold many secrets....

Mr Popular... or Mr Enigma...?

hmmm...

Sometimes I wonder....but be careful now.... don't let your mind wonder too far ... it might not come back! ....but then again...on the other hand.... no not that hand... the other hand...if you let it wonder correctly... it might go to heights never seen before!

But what is the price tag of Mr Popular?.... what is the price.... of being seen.... or KNOWN?

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

 
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