If you were the last or had the last...

[Member2047631]

I thought of a game where each person asks 'if you were the last of this, or had the last this' and the next person says what they would do, and ask another question.


I guess I'll start with a simple-ish one; if you were the last human, what would you do?

 

[Unforgiven]

Die alone

If you had the last left Twix, what would you do?

 

[lunatic59]

Eat it (and claim I didn't).

If you were the last in line at the DMV, how would you kill the 4 hours until it was your turn?

 

[Unforgiven]

I would give the death stare to anyone that wasn't organized, didn't have their poop in a group, or otherwise took longer then I think they should have.

If you were set to retire what would you do on your very last day?

 

[Member243850]

I would make a quick virus that would tell all the veteran to go home and as soon as everyone hadedt I would quickly undo the virus so i could go home very early!

Edit lol got ninjafied!:

Retirement!?! I would throw a party and say to everyone **** you all!!! XD

If you were the last air bender would you run away from your responsibilities and have a good time playing air pranks on people and enjoy this life or do the lame thing and wast your life with people that most probably will forget about you after a while and most probably be totally ungrateful...

 

[Member2047631]

I probably wouldn't prank people, but I would use the powers and try to have fun with it.

If you were the last T-Rex (and you had your mind) what would you do?

 

[lunatic59]

If you were the last T-Rex (and you had your mind) what would you do?

When I saw that asteroid coming, I'd invent cursing.

If you were the last in your class at school, what you you do after graduation? (assuming you graduated )

 

[Member2047631]

That's a hard one
Be... Happy? Sorry I can't think of anything...☹️ (Frowny face)

If you had the last living chicken, what would you do?

 

[Shotgun84]

I'd wait for it to lay an egg then eat the chicken. I'd then pass down through folk law "What came first? The chicken or the egg?"


What would you do if you had that last egg?

 

[Member2047631]

Try to incubate it and see what hatches and keep it


If you were the last elephant (and had your mind) what would you do?

 

[Member2047631]

I'd wait for it to lay an egg then eat the chicken. I'd then pass down through folk law 'What came first? The chicken or the egg?'


What would you do if you had that last egg?

I wouldn't eat the poor chicken!

 

[Shotgun84]

Try to incubate it and see what hatches and keep it


If you were the last elephant (and had your mind) what would you do?

I'd stay away from mice.

If you had the last shot of Jagermeister on earth would you shot it or savour it?

 

[lunatic59]

I'd save it for when I was sick (because it tastes like cough syrup )

If you held the last straw, would you put it on the camel?

 

[Shotgun84]

It depends whether I'm in the middle of the desert.

If you had a camel with a broken back would you climb inside for warmth?

 

[lunatic59]

Only on Hoth.

If you were the last Jedi, what would you do AFTER getting rid of the emperor?.

 

[Shotgun84]

I'd hang my lightsaber up as a bug zapper.

If you had the last bottle of bug repellant would you use it instead?

 

[lunatic59]

Why bother? With the light saber AND the force, I'd be covered.

If you ran into the last girl you dated in a club, what would you do?

 

[Shotgun84]

Find the nearest girl to dance with.

If you were the last dj in the club would you play you and your ex's song?

 

[Mikestony]

on mute perhaps.

If you had the last word, what would it be?

 

[Shotgun84]

Anything since nobody's going to argue

If you had the last antipsychotic would you judge other people for being crazy?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

No because i'm also crazy.

if you were in a desert and your car was on the last gallon of gas what would you do

 

[Shotgun84]

I'd do what every sane person would do. I'd use the petrol to make a fire out of the car to keep me warm during the night?

Since you've just burnt your ride outta there if you had the last bit of water out the radiator would you drink it?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

yes after boiling it from the car fire… ..

if youre hungry in the desert which would you eat: Wile E Coyote or The Roadrunner??

 

[Shotgun84]

Peyote oh wait Coyote.

If you had the last trap on earth do you really think you could catch the roadrunner?

 

[Member243850]

I don't think I would be able to catch the roaddrunner that way but I would do instead is add dangerously high amounts of ethanol e85 (perhaps even e70!) to my fuel mixture to give me an insane temporary boost of speed even if it ****s up the engine of my car a little because it was never designed to take the increase in combustion / explosion but once I (think) I have caught him I'll put him on my spitbraai / barbeque!

If you were an energy minister of a small island like Mauritius with high costs of electricity due to (more than likely) having to import all of your diesel for the diesel generators - or would you do the intelligent thing and make local farmers make sugar cane (perfect tropical climate!) to make ethanol from the sugar cane or you would be a total dick head and just carry on with the way things are with unusually high electricity costs so that enthusiast cryptocurrency miners will want to avoid you like the plague? (And others )