The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[BrickHouse]

This reminds me of a funny story from my way back machine. My grandparents were on their way to visit my family, stopped at a rest stop, and locked the keys in the car. Finally someone stopped that gave my granddad a coat hanger and he picked his way into the car. My grandmother, a beautiful person but not the sharpest knife in the drawer, said "Ray, we should keep a hanger in the trunk just in case we get locked out again"

There's a candle shy of daylight.

 

[IHateMyTreo]

Absolute Truth 🤣

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[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

Genetic proof that men are dominated by women

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[The_Chief]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

I laughed, but...

 

[PitCarver]

IDK...

Hey, make me a sandwich.

 

[Milo Willamson]

 

[rootabaga]

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Interesting...if her single self is staying inside, not showering and eating junk food, how did she ever manage to meet someone and get married? Was her husband an appliance repairman who has a bad sense of smell?

 

[olbriar]

 

[Milo Willamson]

Interesting...if her single self is staying inside, not showering and eating junk food, how did she ever manage to meet someone and get married? Was her husband an appliance repairman who has a bad sense of smell?

I was her husband hahaa...

 

[rootabaga]

I'll let you figure this one out for yourselves...

 

[The_Chief]

 

[rootabaga]

I thought my wife was loud, and then I watched (and heard!!) the ladies in mixed curling!!

Wow. I mean my wife could teach them a thing or two...

 

[olbriar]

I asked my wife if she would love me if I was ugly. She said she does.

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

For some guys, winning a multi-million-dollar lottery could be wife-changing!

 

[rootabaga]

A guy goes to his priest and asks for help.

The priest says, "Okay, son, tell me what brings you here today?"

The guy says, "I think I'm possessed by a demon. Really! I keep hearing voices telling me what to do!"

The priest shakes his head and replies, "No, son, you're not possessed. You're just MARRIED!"

 

[IHateMyTreo]

A guy goes to his priest and asks for help.

The priest says, "Okay, son, tell me what brings you here today?"

The guy says, "I think I'm possessed by a demon. Really! I keep hearing voices telling me what to do!"

The priest shakes his head and replies, "No, son, you're not possessed. You're just MARRIED!"

I laughed, but...