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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread
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IHateMyTreo
Android Expert
Well, after 37 years of marriage, my wife JUST informed me that I've been scrambling eggs all wrong. 🤐 SMH
And to preempt you guys "I laughed but..." LOL
And to preempt you guys "I laughed but..." LOL
I've got 15 years on ya and hate to inform you that it gets worse as time goes by. I'm beginning to question if I'm breathing correctly.
IHateMyTreo
Android Expert
IHateMyTreo
Android Expert
rootabaga
Android Expert
I live in an apartment and one of the neighbors on my floor is an 90 year old man suffering from Alzheimer's, and every single morning, he knocks on my door every morning at 9 AM and asks if I have seen to his wife.
Which means...that every single morning, at 9 AM, I have to explain to a gentle, kind and sweet 90 year-old man suffering from Alzheimer's that his wife has been dead for quite some time.
Now I have thought about moving, and I have considered just not answering my door in the morning.
But to be honest, it's worth it, just to see the smile on his face.
(Anthony Jeselnik)
Which means...that every single morning, at 9 AM, I have to explain to a gentle, kind and sweet 90 year-old man suffering from Alzheimer's that his wife has been dead for quite some time.
Now I have thought about moving, and I have considered just not answering my door in the morning.
But to be honest, it's worth it, just to see the smile on his face.
(Anthony Jeselnik)
rootabaga
Android Expert
A young guy sits down on a bus stop bench next to a really old guy. The old guy is thumbing through his wallet and there's a picture of an attractive woman.
Curious, the guy asks, "You mind me asking who that is?"
The old guy says, "That's my wife when we were lots younger."
Young guy says, "It's nice you carry a picture of her around with you."
Old guy replies, "Well, I carry it around to remind me why there's no money in my wallet!"
Curious, the guy asks, "You mind me asking who that is?"
The old guy says, "That's my wife when we were lots younger."
Young guy says, "It's nice you carry a picture of her around with you."
Old guy replies, "Well, I carry it around to remind me why there's no money in my wallet!"
Sometimes the deck is just stacked against us...
rootabaga
Android Expert
I laughed, but...